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Breakthrough Awaits Talented Hollywood Hamster
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:45 AM on June 27, 2008
As much as we bemoan the dearth of good roles for women, minorities and Coreys, things have really never been worse for gerbils. But a change may be in the offing as early as this weekend, when one lucky hamster has the chance to break the fluorescent-plastic ceiling en route to the A-list:
CASTING Hamster for short film (los angeles)I am looking for a hamster.
I know I could buy one, but then I would own it. So , I was hoping to just rent one for 50 bucks for a couple hours.
The Hamster will be work in a studio shoot on a greenscreen. He is playing Rocky, the captain of a boat.please send a picture
We are shooting for a couple hours on saturday, that is this coming saturday the 28th in Hollywood.
This coming Saturday? Fuck! Our hamster already made plans. Whatever — his headshots haven't arrived yet anyway.
- CASTING Hamster for short film (los angeles) [Craigslist]
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doubletalk
Posted 5:07 AM 27/6/08
And just like beer and goldfish, you can flush hamsters too...
doubletalk
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:58 AM 27/6/08
You really only "rent" hamsters anyway. Just like beer. And goldfish.
Little Mintz Sunshine
el smrtmnky
Posted 4:41 AM 27/6/08
@RocketRockit: and fucking horny as all get out! Popsie and Minnie were my hamster Brad and Angelina. At one point I had 75 of those things. Minnie would literally wake me up in the middle of the night, screeching and screeching, until i put Popsie into her cage for some sexy fun times.
el smrtmnky
Old No.7
Posted 4:38 AM 27/6/08
Richard Gere jokes in 3....2....1...
Old No.7
RocketRockit
Posted 4:27 AM 27/6/08
I had a hamster as a child -- her name was Bingo. Apparently, we bought her knocked up -- nine hamsters for the price of one! I will keep it short. Only one of the wee hamsters made it through the first month. Hamsters are terrible, violent creatures. I can't look into their beady eyes without having horrific flashbacks to the carnage they unleashed on each other. No, um...seriously.
RocketRockit
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 4:22 AM 27/6/08
This is exactly how my friend found a rabbit for a video job. The rabbit's owner said the rabbit would appear in any filmed venture - except porn.
Sweet Panda Love
hughman
Posted 4:11 AM 27/6/08
oops.
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hughman
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:54 AM 27/6/08
Gerbil?! Gerbil?! I'm a HAMSTER you fucking clown!
[www.hampsterdance.com]
CourageousCoward
kookla
Posted 6:18 AM 27/6/08
@Old No.7: Consarn it! I got nothing, thanks to you!!
kookla
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 5:47 AM 27/6/08
@doubletalk: Unlike certain posters...
Little Mintz Sunshine
el smrtmnky
Posted 7:03 AM 27/6/08
@kookla: pssst!! works with goldfarb's comment, too.
el smrtmnky
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 7:03 AM 27/6/08
This rocket scientist could actually buy a hamster, then return it to the store after the shoot.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
goldfarb
Posted 6:31 AM 27/6/08
It'll never top Hammy!
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goldfarb
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:18 AM 27/6/08
@RocketRockit: I hear they're doing a remake of "They Eat Their Own" using a cast of hamsters!
CourageousCoward
regisgoat
Posted 9:00 PM 27/6/08
Overpriced rodents who eat their young are the bane of the Industry. For proof, just look at the situation with Valkyrie.
regisgoat
raincoaster
Posted 10:00 PM 27/6/08
@regisgoat: Or Dina Lohan.
raincoaster
STV
Posted 12:12 AM 28/6/08
@CourageousCoward: @hughman: Ah, rats rodents -- our mistake! We regret the error.
STV