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Breaking: Mary-Kate Olsen Capable Of Smiling, Making Dirty Old Men Horny
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:00 AM on June 27, 2008
Only a week after our careful study of the Olsen Twins' trademark Prune faces, clever little Mary-Kate Olsen pulled a fast one on us at last night's screening for her new film The Wackness: the minx bore actual teeth for photographers, pose after forced pose. And even though it looks like putting on a smile in public is taking every last bit of effort and strength MK's tiny body can muster, the acrobatically trained twin has admittedly perfect chompers. Why she's been holding back on us remains a mystery, but what doesn't is where Olsen would rank on yesterday's roundup of celebrity make-out partners. Her 64-year old Wackness co-star Ben Kingsley clued interested parties in on the talents Mary-Kate's de-pruned grin is capable of, after the jump.
The Oscar-winning Gandhi star — who would probably rather not have us remind you of his role as a chastity belt expert in D.O.A. Love Guru (especially following a certain co-star's tongue starring in everyone's favourite sex tape du jour) — revealed just how Mary-Kate performed in their very frisky telephone booth make-out scene: "She was completely in charge." While Kingsley isn't earning any points in the specificity department, we're going to give the new smiling version of MK the benefit of the doubt and assume the 22-year old's ability to "take charge" while playing tongue twister with someone more than 40 years her senior is yet another new talent she can add to her resume.
[Photo credit: Getty]
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reece
Posted June 27, 2008 8:30 PM
She clearly had her teeth worked on...definitely veneers. You can see a major difference if you look at their teeth from movie promotions for NY Minute. Maybe it was an insecurity before.
Leviticus_71
Posted 7:52 AM 27/6/08
Yes, but is the movie any good?
Leviticus_71
majikthise
Posted 7:45 AM 27/6/08
again, "bore" would be the past-tense of "bear". "MKO bared her teeth" would be the correct way to say it. first the semi-colon, now this!!!!
majikthise
marie123
Posted 10:28 AM 27/6/08
@marie123: Dammit! Not clothes-mouthed...closed-mouth! Yeesh.
marie123
marie123
Posted 10:28 AM 27/6/08
As someone with less than stellar teeth, I sympathize with the clothes-mouthed smile. When I smile till it reaches my eyes...I look like I'm asleep. When I open my eyes more...the smile looks crazy. Kinda makes the memories I want to capture in photos that much more unpleasant.
That said--she looks pretty. Good for her.
Why did the "Wackness" writer (and others) feel it necessary to have her make-out with grandpa? Isn't the gist that the drugged out therapist (Kingsly) has a daughter that his young patient starts dating?
marie123
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 10:21 AM 27/6/08
She's gonna give Ben Kingsley cooties.
Whiteboyfunfark
gwendolyn
Posted 6:55 AM 28/6/08
From that photo, I assume Ms. Which One Olsen is on the short list for the inevitable Lifetime Network Cameron Diaz bio flick.
Or the Margot Kidder story. I'm not sure which.
Either way, I will miss seeing it, I am sure.
gwendolyn