Bored Wars: A New Hope!
Posted by Seth at 9:10 AM on June 21, 2008
Something about a Friday afternoon with temperatures in the mid-90s has effectively turned our brains to hot fudge sauce, so what better frozen delight to ladle that over than the mindless fun going down at starwarscrawl.com. By now, the familiar, receding pyramid of text and score are second nature to you, so go ahead and fill in the necessary fields, and astonish your friends (and us—but that's redundant!) with your creativity. We've already experienced the surprising (Rick Roll: A New Hope) and—after the jump—a bold, minimalist take that dispenses with all the boring intergalactic-trade-tariff details that bogged down the prequels. Now what are you waiting for: crawl away!

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el smrtmnky
Posted 9:54 AM 21/6/08
@hughman: mwaahahahaha.
if that doesn't get him a star...then the bj will.
el smrtmnky
SomnambulantHobbit
Posted 9:31 AM 21/6/08
@hughman: bahaha
I dunno but that big SETH nearly made me fall out of my seat.
SomnambulantHobbit
hughman
Posted 9:29 AM 21/6/08
[www.starwarscrawl.com]
hughman
Old No.7
Posted 9:24 AM 21/6/08
It had to be done...
[www.starwarscrawl.com]
Old No.7
Shumina
Posted 10:10 AM 21/6/08
I geeked out on this. Thanks!
Shumina
el smrtmnky
Posted 10:56 AM 21/6/08
@heidiho: wow. just wow.
restraining order in 3...2...1
el smrtmnky
heidiho
Posted 10:48 AM 21/6/08
For the Kief crew:
[www.starwarscrawl.com]
We've got to get cracking if there's going to be a sequel!
heidiho
hughman
Posted 11:11 AM 21/6/08
yeah, even though i'm a full fledged card carrying gay there is no way in hell i want to make out with keifer. ew, ew and ew.
hughman
heidiho
Posted 5:35 PM 21/6/08
@el smrtmnky: Ha! I am far too apathetic to be a threat to anyone.
@hughman: Sure he probably tastes like booze and cigarettes, but that voice! Sex-ay.
heidiho
hughman
Posted 5:57 PM 21/6/08
@heidiho:
wait a sec... I TASTE like booze and cigarettes too!!
hughman
Desk_hack
Posted 3:07 AM 22/6/08
@heidiho: YAY!
Also, someone needs to make one for Lisanti.
Desk_hack
Hey_mikey
Posted 2:59 AM 22/6/08
@heidiho: I would know more about this Kief crew.
Hey_mikey
raincoaster
Posted 7:10 AM 22/6/08
@Desk_hack: Where is Bufflekins when you need her?
raincoaster
SunnydaZe10
Posted 8:31 AM 22/6/08
This is what the opening to "The Phantom Menace" SHOULD have said - - -
[www.starwarscrawl.com]
SunnydaZe10
mordecai1908
Posted 6:13 AM 24/6/08
The site just shut down, literally minutes ago. The Phantom Menace (aka Lucasfilm) has struck.
mordecai1908