Bollywood Epic To Employ Ancient Action-Hero Gods Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger
Posted by Seth at 4:45 AM on June 24, 2008
Following last week's surprise announcement that India's Reliance ADA Group would sink a half-billion into DreamWorks, the lines dividing Hollywood and Bollywood continue to blur: Today comes news that national action-hero treasures Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger have carved some time out of their busy franchise-rebooting / incomprehensible-speechifying schedules to sign on for the most epic Bollywood production of all time. And it's all going down right on the Universal lot, a stone's throw from Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks offices:
The 61-year-old "Rocky" legend will soon become the first well-known American actor to star in a Bollywood film.
"Incredible Love," which is also set to feature Arnold Schwarzenegger, marks the first Indian production to be shot at Hollywood's Universal Studios and will have the largest budget of any Bollywood movie - over $21 million. It will co-star Bollywood stars Ashkay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor and tell the story of an Indian stuntman who takes Hollywood by storm, but can't find true love.
The production is a departure for both '80s action titans, who we hope will make the most of their debuts not playing some ham-fisted send-up of their own personas, but rather colorful, Bollywoodesque characters integral to the plot: Perhaps they could be shrunk to the size of field mice, and play tiny, multi-limbed agent-gods, forever bickering in their client's ear about the most effective way to woo a beautiful stuntprincess. Here's hoping this marks just the beginning of the Holly-Bolly cultural exchange, and that some local Indian dayplayer might soon find himself nobly gutted by Stallone's own first on a Bangalore soundstage, where production on Rocky Vs. Rambo: First Reckoning has just begun.

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kookla
Posted 6:10 AM 24/6/08
Buddy films and cultural crossovers don't mix. Did these guys learn nothing from Ishtar?
kookla
buttler
Posted 6:08 AM 24/6/08
We need a new term for movies like this are halfway between Bollywood and Hollywood.
If this project is any indication, I suggest Follywood.
buttler
Fama Est
Posted 6:00 AM 24/6/08
Are they gonna wear brownface?
Fama Est
ColbertNation
Posted 5:37 AM 24/6/08
Bollywood? Sigh. I guess we won't be seeing that anticipated Sly & Arnie screen kiss then.
ColbertNation
DorothyZbornak
Posted 5:22 AM 24/6/08
@NoWireHangers: Yes! They must do a musical scene.
DorothyZbornak
EuroDad
Posted 5:20 AM 24/6/08
if it gets Arnold out of the Capitol, i'm all for it
EuroDad
Old No.7
Posted 5:20 AM 24/6/08
Ben Kingsley not available?
Old No.7
DrFeelgood
Posted 5:00 AM 24/6/08
They'll each do a one day cameo and collect a million bucks. Easier than doing a cigarette ad in Japan I guess.
DrFeelgood
NoWireHangers
Posted 4:55 AM 24/6/08
This is bound to be the best Arnold performance since Hercules in New York. Please let Arnold and Sly sing and dance. I'll be there opening weekend with a bucket of tandoori chicken.
NoWireHangers
CourageousCoward
Posted 4:54 AM 24/6/08
With a bidgeet of $21 million, what did you expect, Katie Heigl?!
CourageousCoward
WGARefugee
Posted 9:36 AM 24/6/08
I hear Carrot Top is in talks to join the cast as Shiva the Destroyer of worlds.
WGARefugee