Blind Item Analysis: Which 'Hunky Actors' Just Can't Quit Each Other?
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:00 AM on June 26, 2008
A vague and incredibly mysterious blind item in today's NY Daily News initially gave us a headache because not a single "groovy"-like hint was included:
"What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they're more than friends?"
But then we remembered an old love lesson from kindergarten: boys tend to be most cruel to their objects of affection. So after racking our brains trying to think of every male/male couplet currently filming a movie somewhere out there proved useless, we took the very few clues supplied in the piece, added in that old grade-school dictum we just referenced and voila! We think we might be onto something.See the puzzle pieces connect after the jump.
Based on all the reports of on-set squabbling, competition and battling egos from the set of Jim Sheridan's Brothers, our top suspects are the film's "hunky" co-stars Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal. Before Var even announced the remake's cast back in September, the pair already had a history of tension between them following rumours that Jake would replace Tobey in any upcoming Spiderman sequels. And as soon as filming began in November, gossip spread that the two were bitching and moaning over sharing the same makeup artist. The next month, Star reported that the divas were "competing over who gets along better with castmates and crew...while Tobey gave crew members new 8GB iPod Nanos, Jake gave out gift certificates to tony Koi restaurant."
Interestingly enough, the relationship turned from sour to sweet seemingly overnight, as photos of Tobey in tight latex and Jake in his Brokeback beard schmoozing in LA emerged, followed by stories that Jake spotted Tobey and his family in Brentwood and "pulled his car over for a chat." And yet, no happy paparazzi shots or friendly tales have come over the wires since then, leading us to wonder if this PDA-free pact is behind the void. But you tell us: are we just wishfully thinking? And if so, who are we forgetting?
[Photo credit: Flynet]
- SIDE DISH [NYDN]

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TwiceShy
Posted 8:45 AM 26/6/08
Psst: SPIES is the groovy clue.
TwiceShy
TurdBlossom
Posted 8:30 AM 26/6/08
Wait..where/how does Reese fit in to all of this?
TurdBlossom
kookla
Posted 8:27 AM 26/6/08
It said "hunky" not "chunky."
kookla
RocketRockit
Posted 9:18 AM 26/6/08
It would be the most boring pairing ever -- would make Aniston and Mayer look interesting.
RocketRockit
Victor Ward
Posted 9:10 AM 26/6/08
@Porkypine420: Really? Cause, I already added it to their Wikipedia articles.
Victor Ward
Porkypine420
Posted 9:02 AM 26/6/08
this is utterly false, in case anyone actually cares.
Porkypine420
raincoaster
Posted 10:24 AM 26/6/08
That baby is all "What YOU lookin' at, asshat?"
raincoaster
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 10:34 AM 26/6/08
@Victor Ward: Teehee!
Trixie from Toronto
shutupitsmine
Posted 11:17 AM 26/6/08
For a sweet second I thought it was James Marsden and Jake Gyllenhaall on the Nailed set because a. funny title for gay sex romp and b. they have a lot of down time.
shutupitsmine
mcbeachy
Posted 11:07 AM 26/6/08
The original "Brothers" is an incredible movie. Why do they gotta mess with it? Susanne Bier rocks! And the original cast is brilliant.
mcbeachy
Snowflake
Posted 2:42 AM 27/6/08
Nothing in the clue said it was a movie, though I'm hard-pressed to think of any TV show featuring multiple "hunky actors".
Snowflake
majikthise
Posted 2:37 AM 27/6/08
@raincoaster: the word "asshat" makes me laugh out loud!
majikthise
SW-2
Posted 6:23 AM 27/6/08
My first thought on seeing this in Gawker was the guys who play the two Petrelli brothers on "Heroes." Those two are all over each other in press photos.
SW-2
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:12 AM 27/6/08
It's Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick. Sorry to burst the bubble.
CourageousCoward
JudyPaceFace
Posted 1:10 PM 26/6/08
Yeah, I'd like to hang out with the little kid. I love that expression!
JudyPaceFace