Just to give you some cliff notes before the bulk of this story, ironwoman and sometime It Takes Two entrant Candice Falzon once ended up embroiled in "Dunny Gate" (or, my personal favourite, "Dunny Bill Williams") after ending up - ahem - indisposed in a nightclub toilet cubicle with rugby star Sonny Bill Williams and the events of that fateful night have followed Falzon ever since.

Well, perhaps the Government's crackdown on binge drinking has inspired some last minute mea culpa, because Falzon has now decided to blame her behaviour that evening on - you guessed it! - the demon drink!

"I wasn't in a state where I didn't know what happened, but you don't think of how your actions, when you're drunk, can have an affect on your life," she told the ABC.

Close friend Llara Rope , who was with Falzon the night she allegedly had sex with Sonny Bill Williams in a toilet cubicle, admitted the two were "drunk" and "messy".

Well, yes, you'd have to be "messy" to end up in the situation pictured above.

But what I want to know is, given that all Williams/Falzon limbs seem to be accounted for in the photo, who took the bloody thing? Did some enterprising toilet patron stop mid-slash/bog and stick their camera phone under the door?

 

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