Anna Nicole's Ex Buys Lingerie for Their One-Year-Old Daughter, A Nation Squirms
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:35 AM on June 24, 2008
Pity Anna Nicole Smith's one-year-old daughter Dannielynn, who will grow up never having known her exhaustively documented mother. A tragedy to be sure, but one that fame-hungry babydaddy Larry Birkhead is determined to resolve in the most unorthodox fashion possible. If only there were some way (besides granting paid exclusives to The Insider) he could show Dannielynn just how much her mother meant to him...
Larry Birkhead paid nearly $3,000 at an auction Saturday for lingerie worn by late ex Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy shoot.
Birkhead explained he paid $1,800 for a pink bustier and $1,000 for a white negligee because he wanted to give their 1-year-old daughter Dannielynn a keepsake of her mother.
"I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," he told the Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career.
"You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road," he added. "It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."
While others might condemn Birkhead for buying Anna Nicole's used underwear (the sort of skeevy practice usually reserved for Japanese businessmen), we applaud him. Sure, a bustier is a little provocative to give to a one-year-old, but this is the same child Anna Nicole underfed to keep "sexy." We imagine Birkhead is merely carrying out Anna Nicole's wishes, and we look forward to the day that dad and daughter can truly bond: by watching extended outtakes from Anna Nicole's role in the deliciously terrible Skyscraper.

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martini-shark
Posted 9:11 AM 24/6/08
"No Danni, those panties don't have a hole in them, your Momma bought them that way. See she had that stuff you get from books - what's that called again . . . oh yea, Class!"
martini-shark
ColbertNation
Posted 9:02 AM 24/6/08
Wow. Even Courtney Love did a better job than that with Cobain's leftover shit.
ColbertNation
gwendemarco
Posted 10:06 AM 24/6/08
All my mother will leave me is some quality jewelry, exceptional hostess skills and a strong sense of dignity. Life is not fair.
gwendemarco
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
Posted 10:34 AM 24/6/08
Creepiest. Fag. Ever.
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
Old No.7
Posted 10:29 AM 24/6/08
If he wants some genuine keepsakes from Anna Nicole for his little girl, all he needs to do is not empty out the medicine cabinet.
Old No.7
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 10:28 AM 24/6/08
When they DO make it into the bedtime stories, I'm sure we'll all hear about it. YUCK.
shag_carpet_bomb
WGARefugee
Posted 11:56 AM 24/6/08
@gwendemarco: Ditto since mine discovered the magic of the reverse mortgage.
WGARefugee
gwendolyn
Posted 1:02 PM 24/6/08
Really, just when you think this couldn't get any skeevier...
Are we sure Mr. Birkhead isn't thinking he could clone Anna Nicole from the DNA left on the garments? That way, he'd reeeaaalllly show that lawyer how to exploit a sad, pathetic woman RIGHT.
gwendolyn
StevieRayHalen
Posted 4:04 PM 24/6/08
look at my meal ticket-isn't she cute....
I mean I normally don't like babies, and the way
they smell, but my friend Clay says bein' a daddy's
GREAT!!!!
StevieRayHalen
chijen
Posted 1:26 AM 25/6/08
I can't decide whose taking lessons from whom on how to be a creepy "Hollywood" dad - Billy Ray Cyrus, Joe Simpson or this jackass.
chijen
MrRewrite
Posted 12:57 AM 25/6/08
in bed
MrRewrite
CaveatLector
Posted 3:22 AM 25/6/08
My skin: she is crawling.
CaveatLector