Hey guess what, everyone? I have some incredible, ground-breaking Winegums-related news to impart!

Remember how she "fainted" earlier in the week, and was "rushed" to hospital?

Doctors think it's probably not a great idea for Amy Winehouse to keep taking drugs! In other news, apparently it's a stupid idea for me to stick my fork in this toaster right here. Who knew?

The junkie singer, 24, was still in hospital having tests last night after she fainted on Monday.

And doctors warned her next collapse could be her last.

A source said: "She might have escaped this time, but eventually she won't get up again.

"The only thing to stop that happening is if she quits drugs."

Hold on, wait, what? You mean living on chip butties and sucking on that sweet, sweet crack pipe while wandering the cold streets of London at 4am dressed in nothing but hotpants, a bra and ballet slippers isn't good for Winegums' health? This is some totally out there medical science!

Almost as crazy as All Saints' theories on incest and Down Syndrome!

 

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