Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Ice-Cream (Wo)man

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 9:48 AM on June 12, 2008

Amy Winehouse new.jpgYou know, Winegums stories are becoming so stupid I may as well start making them up. Like, Amy Winehouse got into a fight with a unicorn on top of her local Maccas, shouting "It's reading my thoughts! The CIA sent it!" before flying across London thanks to her magical cape made of sparkling cocaine rocks and eating the head off a statue of Winston Churchill.

Because, really, this one's not much saner: Amy has been handing out icypoles to the kids hanging around her house.

Amy Winehouse and her home has become a bit of a tourist attraction in Camden.

And it seems she's happy to accommodate the many visitors, even handing out her favourite ice-pops to local kids.

Genereous Amy, dressed for the warm weather in strapless bra top, hotpants and bare feet kindly shared some of her stash of ice-pops with the kids hanging out outside her home.

Uhh... you know, at least she's doing something nice for the community, I guess.

The sweet, delicious ironing of all this is that what would be the most wacky would be to 'open the papers' one morning to find a story that goes something like "Amy Winehouse woke up early this morning, had a healthy breakfast and paid her Mum a friendly visit, before entering the studio and recording solidly until about 9pm, upon which she went for a dinner date with Mark Ronson before going home - alone - to feed some homeless kittens and getting to bed at 11pm."

 

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