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Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'
Posted by Molly Friedman at 9:40 AM on June 14, 2008
Like that old car wreck cliché, the John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston quasi-relationship remains shamefully impossible to look away from. So glance away we shall. After getting caught slobbering in pools, then attempting to trick photographers by making separate exits post-dinner in New York, the Cougar Queen and her cad were most recently spotted gazing into each other's vacant eyes on Courteney Cox's balcony. But last night marked a (Very Exciting!) turn of events in which the closeted couple boldly went where every closeted couple eventually goes: agreeing to be photographed side by side, smile to smile, with nary a sign of resistance. Where the so-boring-they're-exciting couple grandly outed their union, and which enablers were present, after the jump.
The event in question was a snoozefest charity something-or-other at STK, filled with equally snooze-y dinner companions like Cox, her lesser half David Arquette, and easy-to-break-in-half Kate Bosworth. But more interesting than Aniston and Mayer's forced smiles is the fact that the charity was in honour of philanthropist Jeffrey Sachs, who happens to be very best buds with Brad Pitt and has done more than his fair share of charity work with Angelina Jolie. With revenge photos en vogue recently, could the clever Aniston have chosen this particular night to ensure her public boy toy outing would distract the expecting Brangelina from all that fancy Chosen Two cash burning?
Tags: angelina jolie | brad pitt | courteney cox | david arquette | jennifer aniston | john mayer | kate bosworth | mating
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EuroDad
Posted 10:04 AM 14/6/08
why must you continue to torment me like this Jen? when will you finally admit that you can't live without me?
EuroDad
bichon
Posted 9:57 AM 14/6/08
Movie coming out--movie coming out--this is a pattern.
And A.J.'s movie coming out same time.
bichon
Tits_LaRue
Posted 10:59 AM 14/6/08
I hear John Mayer, surprisingly, is great in the old "sack-a-roonie." And I hear Jennifer Aniston, well... If they were yogurt flavors, he'd be "upside-down pineapple kiwi passionfruit surprise," and she'd be "plain."
Tits_LaRue
lrubemp
Posted 2:17 PM 14/6/08
You "heard" JM was "great" in the sack. Hmmm. Who might have been putting that out? Maybe... oh, I don't know... Mayer's publicist? Mayer's people? Mayer?
lrubemp
WGARefugee
Posted 4:12 PM 14/6/08
She'll never find another celebrity who burns as brightly as Brad in the public eye or in her own imagination. Instead, she needs to find someone who is the polar opposite of a celebrity to prove to herself and the world that she has moved beyond such egoistic and shallow constructs. And this is where I come in.
WGARefugee
SugarByDesign
Posted 10:49 PM 14/6/08
i can't handle the excitement of it: "agreeing to be photographed side by side, smile to smile, with nary a sign of resistance." yawn...
but what is that on his plate?? that's more intriguing
SugarByDesign
mink
Posted 11:45 PM 14/6/08
I still feel bad for Jen's suffering at the heavily-veined hands of the tattooed husband thief-serial adopter-pitt spawner but surely she could do better than a self-important tosser who used to shag Jessica fucking Simpson!
mink
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 4:29 AM 15/6/08
John "AKA, Mr. Creepy" Mayer never met an A-list celebrity coming off of a bad marriage that he didn't like.
RonMwangaguhunga
HeyPeople
Posted 5:44 AM 15/6/08
. . . Hey People . . .
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HeyPeople
Tits_LaRue
Posted 6:56 AM 15/6/08
@lrubemp: Yes, I actually heard it, as opposed to "heard" it. Make of that what you will!
Tits_LaRue
spanktastic
Posted 6:27 AM 15/6/08
@HeyPeople, do you cut and paste that in every post? Or just the last couple I've seen. Trying to drive up Tee Em Zee's traffic? Do they have you on the payroll? Tee Em Zee is the toilet of tv shows and websites. What's the dealyo?
Give Jen about 6-12 month's of Mayer's injections and she'll be back to desperately seeking. Does anyone see this one working??
spanktastic
LionelCadmium
Posted 2:51 AM 16/6/08
This is all part of that Ashton Kutcher show. You heard it here first.
LionelCadmium
inkydinkydo
Posted 3:40 PM 16/6/08
But people...that is not really Jen in the picture, is it? It's similar, but I had a hair person in San Marcos, CA who looked more like Jen than that girl.
I'm serious! Who IS that?
inkydinkydo
majikthise
Posted 4:04 AM 17/6/08
even in this picture, he's upstaging her.
majikthise