Brangelina Enlists Tacky Psychic To Help Design Chosen Twins' Nursery
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:00 AM on June 12, 2008
With Angelina Jolie in her final trimester, the last few weeks have brought an onslaught of Exclusives! that turned out to be false terribles, Bloopers! from co-stars over-spilling details about the impending birth, and most recently, Intimate Details! regarding the exact coordinates and furnishings planned for the Chosen Two's habitat. While all the murkiness adds up to a few simple assumed facts (the twins are girls, they will be born in France, and no, they have not been born yet), we still can't help being fascinated with Brad's inner architect distracting him from any fear he may be suffering regarding the fact that his nervously alluded to "soccer team" dream is kinda coming true. And when nerves and cold feet collide in the form of rumoured disputes on how to decorate the girls' nursery, there is only one person to solve the argument over "60s modern" or "classic European": a psychic, of course. What "vibe" the all-knowing cosmic guide got from the pair, and an update on that Versailles monstrosity of a nursery after the jump.
As the NY Daily News reported earlier this week, the chichi baby boutique Petit Tresor blabbed to the press about how many pieces of furniture that the Most Important Couple Ever had purchased and how much they spent on what sounded like incredibly tacky pieces for the twins' very pink and sparkly nursery. But another source tells today's Scoop that the decision was actually a result of arguments between Brad and Angelina, who envisioned very different styles for the sugar plum fairies' living quarters: "'Brad wanted a nursery filled with furniture with 'clean lines' -- sort of '60s modern and lots of natural wood colours and whites...Angelina was much more interested in creating a classic European nursery.'" What to do? Order the boutique to enlist a psychic, of course! "'The psychic was to determine the 'vibe' of the twins.'...Apparently it was determined the vibe was more girly than modern." Since we tend to lean on the Agent Scully side of scepticism when it comes to predicting "vibes," we're thinking this all-knowing reader of thoughts inside one's womb was simply a full-fledged member of Lesbian Chic 2008, and sided with Jolie's more ostentatious vision after a few minutes staring ominously at her pillow lips.
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tbolt
Posted 2:35 AM 12/6/08
I think its a forgone conclusion if we use history as our guide.
tbolt
CluelessElaineLui
Posted 2:29 AM 12/6/08
The world is going to be so disappointed if none of the Brangelina brood amount to much in adulthood. I mean, what with all the shrines built to worship them, we are so gonna be screwed.
CluelessElaineLui
kookla
Posted 3:36 AM 12/6/08
With all that ET false birth scoop, I don't know what to believe anymore.
kookla
WangWater
Posted 5:16 AM 12/6/08
@CluelessElaineLui:
Ya know, I'm an artist, and one day I was having this discussion with a friend who was trying to advise me on how to become more rich and famous. And essentially, he came up with this harebrained scheme to create an Edwards-esque sculpture (à la pregnant Spears & drunk-driving Hilton) called "Mad and Z," featuring a fully adult them (mohawk and all) in, shall we say, a compromising [*ahem*] position.
Notoriety and riches ensue (!!) etc etc...
Which would be great and all, except for the fact I'm not a totally depraved, disgusting, exploitative mutherfukker. (Sigh-- this is why I'll never be rich.)
Anyhoo, watch some depraved, disgusting, exploitative "artist" suddenly bust out with that shit now.
You'll be able to say you heard it here, first! ["... at Defamer. From WangWater." Ha ahaa.]
I'm just sayin.
WangWater
martini-shark
Posted 10:29 AM 12/6/08
Why not use the psychic for the benefit of the planet, guys? You can find out the exact time of the birth and avoid the use of the entire fleet of vehicles you comissioned, instead use a 3rd-world rickshaw driver to bring you to the appointed ER and spare the planet your carbon offsets!
What's that? You won't listen to my crackpot ramblings about your personal lives? Ditto.
martini-shark