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Boob-Job Shocker! Model/Escort Sarah Larson May Have Opted To Surgically Increase Chest Size!
Posted by Seth at 8:00 AM on June 12, 2008
In a breaking celebrity-dumpee cup-enlargement stunner, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Sarah Larson, the woman who spent one year as George Clooney's girlfriend before being unceremoniously relieved of all arm-candy-tendering services, was actually recovering from breast enhancement surgery when she received the life-changing news. They report:
George Clooney broke up with his model girlfriend, Sarah Larson, shortly after she had a breast augmentation in mid-May. Was surgery the final straw in their already fractured relationship?
If true, the elective surgery would be just the latest active measure taken by the former Nevada cocktail-dispensation engineer towards increased visibility, and as such would fit in nicely with the widely accepted theory that Clooney was growing uncomfortable with her steadily growing stature. Now, join us, won't you, for an image gallery of famous boob-jobs that broke up classic Hollywood relationships. Just kidding. We really couldn't give a fuck."George really didn't want her to get the boob job," an insider says. But she needed a place to rest after the operation. "She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed," says the insider. Despite the split, the 29-year-old former cocktail waitress is pleased with her new look
"She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy," says a friend.
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IKnowThings
Posted 5:28 AM 12/6/08
When are his revolving girlfriends going to learn to just get knocked up without warning him of it? As my big fat rich boss says- it is better to apologize afterwards than to ask for permission before hand. Smell you later, what's your face.
IKnowThings
Juancho
Posted 5:21 AM 12/6/08
Dear Sarah,
You were fine as it is, kiddo.
Juancho
mothrafairy
Posted 5:07 AM 12/6/08
To suffer a break-up whilst "recuperating" from have one's tits sliced open and engorged with plastic bags to standard football-size is beyond the pale. People ruined in Midwestern floods can't even begin to know that degree of agony.
Larson was going through a crucial and highly delicate moment in her socio-spiritual development as a human being. To endure such rejection while her bruised and bloated ta-tas still swelled and quivered, while beads of feverish surgery-sweat amplified the tenderness of her recently traumatized Lady Lumps...
Well, there is no curse in Entish, Elvish, or the Tongues of Men fitting for Clooney's treachery.
mothrafairy
crackbabyjesus
Posted 4:51 AM 12/6/08
Hey George,
Mine are real. And they're spectacular.
xoxo
crackbabyjesus
TurdBlossom
Posted 4:46 AM 12/6/08
I heard she was planning on "accidentally getting pregnant" and that was what deep-sixed her relationship with Gorgous George. She made the classic mistake. She over-schemed.
TurdBlossom
CourageousCoward
Posted 4:45 AM 12/6/08
"She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy."
Wasn't this the impetus in the first place?!
I mean, from what I can tell, George isn't what you'd call a "boob man." "Bob man," maybe.
CourageousCoward
spanktastic
Posted 5:58 AM 12/6/08
Boob jobs are not like duct tape.
spanktastic
Old No.7
Posted 5:55 AM 12/6/08
Should have gone with the lip injections, sweetheart.
(That cock just isn't gonna suck itself)
Old No.7
Al_Pastor
Posted 6:44 AM 12/6/08
how come defamer is always 1 day behind perezhilton?
not that i read perezhilton
Al_Pastor
Xylo
Posted 6:43 AM 12/6/08
Ack, maybe it's just me, but the phrase "new body" COMPLETELY freaks me out.
@IKnowThings: Maybe he's been secretly snipped. In which case, woe betide any girlfriend who whispers, "Oops, I'm a bit late". :)
Xylo
Desk_hack
Posted 7:22 AM 12/6/08
@Al_Pastor: Feel free to hang out there. I'm guessing you're the guy who'd also pick CPK over Le Bernardin, aren't you?
Desk_hack
IKnowThings
Posted 7:43 AM 12/6/08
@Xylo: That is a simple yet brilliant scheme. Good one, Clooney.
IKnowThings
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 8:26 AM 12/6/08
"Model"? C'mon. Seriously.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Benovite
Posted 8:11 AM 12/6/08
You had him with that bodacious ass of yours, [ex]girlfriend.
Benovite
Al_Pastor
Posted 8:08 AM 12/6/08
@Desk_hack:
yes, i am. i am that guy.
are you the guy who comes up with lame analogies to try and insult people?
Al_Pastor
Decebal
Posted 9:54 AM 12/6/08
Seriously, dude is as snipped as any pooch being adopted from the pound.
As for posing for Playboy....... BUT OF COURSE.
Decebal
mr hotpants
Posted 9:42 AM 12/6/08
I'd like to believe they split for the sole reason that he likes boys...
mr hotpants
Bear_Necessities
Posted 10:11 AM 12/6/08
Why would she want to ask George for permission to recover at his place if she lived there all along, as other leaked break-up stories wanted to make us believe, those that mentioned that he was out of town while she had to remove her belongings from Casa Clooney?
But then, she was no model either... and as to girlfriend...? More like an escort, I think.
Bear_Necessities
raincoaster
Posted 11:29 AM 12/6/08
The only reason Sarah Larson would have gotten boob balloons is specifically to pose for Playboy. I mean, she was with Clooney. George. Fucking. Clooney. It's not like she needed them to pull guys.
raincoaster
Xylo
Posted 11:17 AM 12/6/08
Ruh-roh: Sarah lunching with Daily Star gossip columnists in L.A. today: [photo.wenn.com]
Xylo
SanFranBetsu
Posted 5:07 PM 12/6/08
She's a dumb ass. He clearly liked her as she was (go figure), boyish, and she goes and changes it all. Beards these days, just don't make them like they used too.
SanFranBetsu
pixie-stix
Posted 7:43 PM 12/6/08
Boob job was her idea of a career move, I imagine.
pixie-stix
overqualified
Posted 4:10 AM 13/6/08
"She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy," says a friend.
--
A friend named "Sarah Larson's Agent"
overqualified