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Yes, They Kiss: Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Get Close in New Woody Allen Trailer
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:10 AM on May 14, 2008
First things first: Yes, the accompanying new teaser for Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona, features about two seconds of Penélope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson kissing. Everyone else is kissing as well: Cruz on Javier Bardem, Bardem on Johansson, so on, so forth. It's apparently the only thing happening in the film, as no sound emerges from peoples mouths when they speak, and no discernible plot line emerges in a minute and a half. We won't spoil the ending, but... Actually we will spoil the ending: Cruz fires a gun at you, the viewer. And as you try to position your head in front of the bullet, you've never felt more grateful. Thanks again for nothing, Weinstein Company. [YouTube]
First things first: Yes, the accompanying new teaser for Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona, features about two seconds of Penélope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson kissing. Everyone else is kissing as well: Cruz on Javier Bardem, Bardem on Johansson, so on, so forth. It's apparently the only thing happening in the film, as no sound emerges from peoples mouths when they speak, and no discernible plot line emerges in a minute and a half. We won't spoil the ending, but... Actually we will spoil the ending: Cruz fires a gun at you, the viewer. And as you try to position your head in front of the bullet, you've never felt more grateful. Thanks again for nothing, Weinstein Company. [
Tags: clips | girls on film | javier bardem | penelope cruz | scarlett johansson | the weinstein co | vicky cristina barcelona | woody allen
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bonniegrrl
Posted 6:40 AM 14/5/08
Huh? Is this an official teaser trailer? It looked more like a bad fan-made music video.
bonniegrrl
Leviticus_71
Posted 6:39 AM 14/5/08
Wait, Woody Allen is doing a movie about Hot Women making out with all dudes that cross their path? Crazy! Next thing you know he'll be marrying his underage step-daughter!
Leviticus_71
Benovite
Posted 6:33 AM 14/5/08
Was that a teaser or the entire movie? Because I'm thinking the latter.
Benovite
BigBoobsMagee
Posted 6:22 AM 14/5/08
Uh, almost all of my secret lesbian crushes in one film....too bad it has weinstein taint rubbed all over them.
BigBoobsMagee
CourageousCoward
Posted 6:19 AM 14/5/08
ALT. TITLE: Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Bang.
CourageousCoward
OldTowneTavern
Posted 8:03 AM 14/5/08
@jerebo: "Twins, Max. 16 year olds."
Nah, ever since Woody came out and embraced his own 16 year old, he didn't need Tony to play his id anymore.
OldTowneTavern
OldTowneTavern
Posted 7:57 AM 14/5/08
I'm just hoping it's a remake of Manhattan in sunnier climes. Why not? Match Point was remake of Crimes and Misdemeanors and no one seemed to notice.
OldTowneTavern
jerebo
Posted 7:37 AM 14/5/08
Needs more Tony Roberts!
jerebo
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 9:29 AM 14/5/08
@jerebo: Agreed. "Keeps out the alpha rays, Max. You don't get old."
Tiger_Tanaka
StevieRayHalen
Posted 2:50 PM 14/5/08
woody allen.
freak. nasty piece of shit.
BUT HE'S A GENIOUS!!!!!
i guess...
he gives hope to all the Smeagols
of the world...
"Filthy hobittses..." "i'll show them..."
ps.
how do you go from bathing your child to marrying them? fuckin' sick piece of shit.
YES!!! CALLBACK!!!
StevieRayHalen
regisgoat
Posted 10:19 PM 14/5/08
That song is called "La Vida Mononucluoso."
Are people going to go thinking, great! A new Almodovar, and then find out: "From the director who brought you Cassandra's Dream..."
regisgoat
Lala11_7
Posted 11:55 PM 14/5/08
Wow...
I thought a preview was suppose to entice...
Is this another movie about an artist whose painting resemble something my nephew could have done...in utero...
Beautiful people living millionaire lifestyles without any idea of how they're able to afford it...
Sex being had without any consequence of diesase or pregnancy...
Oh yeah...
I'm there...
Lala11_7