Perhaps it's the insanity inducing lack of sleep, or a strange side effect of the crippling fear brought on by the realisation there are some things you just can't control (<--- THIS MAY BE RELEVANT IN A WEEK AND A BIT, DO REMEMBER I WARNED YOU), but the Wikipedia entry for Big Brother 2003, specifically the Where Are They Now section, managed to muster up a few crazed giggles from yours truly.

Leah

Leah was known for being one of the louder housemates, which caused her nomination and then eviction. She currently spends her life on an internet forum.

Carlo

Bathed in the outdoors laundry trough.

That's pretty much those two summed up completely then. Which forum is Leah on, I wonder? Also, which one was Leah? How quickly we forget. I remember Carlo because he was a tool and jammed dishwashing aids into his foreskin for larks, but Leah? Totally drawing a blank.