Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?
We rarely like to take a mental walk down memory lane when it comes to the Most Nauseating Celebrity Hookups of all time, but news of the latest addition has unfortunately led us to revisit the grotesque list. We've already seen Liza Minelli and Phantom Of The Plastic Surgery Ward David Gest exchange saliva, Star Jones give Al an awkward lap dance and guiltily pleasured ourselves by witnessing wrinkly charmer Hugh Hefner and his thin lips attach themselves to the Girls Next Door. But after reading about one beach yoga-practicing, SUV-abandoning actor known for generally annoying everyone in Hollywood, and one scratchy-voiced "punk" rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood playing tongue twister in LA this past Tuesday, we may have a winner. The canoodlers in question, and just how far they went, after the jump:
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Yes, sadly but truly, none other than the Pivster and recently divorced singer Pink (whose name makes absolutely no sense anymore considering she is currently Jet Black) were reportedly seen getting "hot and heavy on the dance floor" this week, according to the NY Post. As a source put it, they were "all over each other and dancing really close," which really gives an entirely new meaning to "Hug It Out, Bitch," no?
[Photo credits: Getty, Wireimage]
- DANCE PARTNERS [NYP]
5:10 AM on Sat May 10 2008
by Molly Friedman



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Viewing the black eye band photos, I found myself wondering when Halle Berry became a scatchy-voiced 'punk' rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood...
gwendolyn
@Little Mintz Sunshine: You win.
Also: everyone is wrong and the Pivert is saving himself for me, so there! Pink is having a very public affair with Bai Ling, so there.
raincoaster
The name "Pink" is a reference to her vag, actually. Charming, I know!
Giganto Panda
Are we sure that JP wasn't just dancing by himself next to a mirror?
gwendemarco
So, which one is now a lesbian?
Little Mintz Sunshine
@majikthise: Pinkven.
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Double beard.
blackheartededitor
I'm picturing a night full of scens like those in Weeds with Pink generally dominating and penetrating the poor Pivster repeatedly with toys gradually increasing in size. All in preparation for good ole' Jer to birth their love child out the back side.
Leviticus_71
They get their wigs made at the same place - how sweet
NoGrumpys
I think the name "Pink" refers to her..."pu..."
Never mind...
Lala11_7
Matchy-matchy haircuts.
pixie-stix
My continuing quest to turn Defamer into my confession booth: I had a dream about Jeremy Piven and now I feel conflicted about him. It wasn't just a sex dream. That I could get over. We were in love. Ack! He's g-ross in real life. I must continue telling myself that.
juniperjenny
So which one has the bigger penis?
Old No.7
Jeremink?
majikthise