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What's So Beautiful About Kate Hudson? I'm Way Prettier Than Her
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 9:15 AM on May 1, 2008
Beloved actress Reese Witherspoon took the news of Kate Hudson landing the cover of People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People issue rather hard while leaving the gym this morning. Witherspoon assumed that she was a shoe-in since she makes movies that people love and watch and dates the hottest guy in the game (Jake Gyllenhaal, obvs). Additionally, she's been told on numerous occasions that she's as cute as a button. It was then that Witherspoon began to wonder what kind of kinky favours Hudson did for the editors in order to land the cover.
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mrtrailsafety
Posted 8:06 AM 1/5/08
[www.filmreference.com] Frances the Talking Mule is not amused.
mrtrailsafety
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:57 AM 1/5/08
What kinky favors did Kate do? She turned them on to the good smack. Not the crap that's been stepped on.
CourageousCoward
BeRightBack
Posted 7:31 AM 1/5/08
Dammit, internet, it's "shoo-in" not "shoe-in"!
[dictionary.reference.com]
Otherwise, um, carry on.
BeRightBack
VirusWithShoes
Posted 8:53 AM 1/5/08
"What's So Beautiful About Kate Hudson? I'm Way Prettier Than Her"
I've said that for years, and I'm a man.
VirusWithShoes
sookie
Posted 9:32 AM 1/5/08
@Leviticus_71: my question too. just think, could it be that the world will be blessed with a little 'he's so dreamy' jake, to be a future people mag most beautiful cover:-)[teehee]
sookie
Leviticus_71
Posted 9:17 AM 1/5/08
What's the dilly with her FUPA? Is she with child? cause then I withdraw the question.
Leviticus_71
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 9:12 AM 1/5/08
@BeRightBack: Or the newly updated, street version "The Shizzle-In."
PaisleyPajamas
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 11:15 AM 1/5/08
@BeRightBack: And it's I'm way prettier than SHE is, not her.
Miss Anne Thrope
gravytoss
Posted 2:31 PM 1/5/08
"What kinky favors did Kate do?" Maybe she gave them a hamburger phone
and by "hamburger phone" I mean annoyed the hell out of them and wore one leopard print jacket way too long.
gravytoss
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 1:56 AM 2/5/08
Kate actually gets a pass from me on this one, since I am blinded by rage over the inclusion of Potato Head Willis on the list.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
DexterRiley
Posted 6:20 AM 2/5/08
@sookie:
Same. Looks more like a bump than that Spears kid's got.
DexterRiley