Things on the Wayne Carey front had gone eerily quiet after the fuss that was the first half of the year (and yes, I can say "first half of the year", because it's almost true and because at this rate there are only five more sleeps until Christmas when Santa Claus is bringing me a robot unicorn).

Which is probably a good thing for Carey, since he can just quietly slip this one past us all: he's been charged with assault.

Carey, 36, was charged on summons with three counts of assaulting police and three counts of resisting arrest, police said today.

Victoria Police today confirmed a 36-year-old has been charged on summons to appear at Melbourne Magistrates' Court on May 22.

Umm ahh - meanwhile, what's happened to Kate Neilson? Still chasing the big Brownlow gown in the sky? Has she been spotted hiding amongst the racks at Gasp or attempting to blend in in her natural environment (i.e. the sales rack at Crown Casino's Versace store)? Anyone, anyone?

 

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