Today in Cannes Hell: Indy, Indy, Indy! (And Harvey and Woody)

The first-in-the-world hype accompanying Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’s premiere at Cannes appears to remain the only story of interest to most festivalgoers, with everything from live-blogs of the screening to more meditative reads (”I was bored out of my mind,” writes A.O. Scott) peppering the spectrum of feedback. Of course there’s always Harvey Weinstein, who continues his Cannes dealings with impunity despite our corporate death sentence leveled last week. And people actually seem to like Woody Allen’s latest! It’s the ’80s all over again!