Today in Cannes Hell: ‘Blindness’ Still Bad, ‘Indy 4′ Making Few Friends and Egregious Oscar Hype

The pandas have been euthanized and Sean Penn is still lighting up despite you on the first full day of the Cannes Film Festival, which we continue to study from our vantage point in the salt mines. We continue to wince at the reaction to the opening-night film Blindness, whose bad buzz we were nervous about back when the festival waited forever to announce its selection. Variety’s Justin Chang piled on this morning — “Blindness emerges onscreen both overdressed and undermotivated, scrupulously hitting the novel’s beats yet barely approximating, so to speak, its vision” — with an only slightly happier James Rocchi following suit at Cinematical.

Then there’s the anticipation for Indiana Jones and Whatever the Fuck, whose anxious makers are taking precautions to dodge the lynch-mob on their own tail: