Those Highly-Anticipated Miley Cyrus 'First Kiss' Photos Worth $150K? Yeah, We Got 'Em Already
Posted by Molly Friedman at 10:15 AM on May 29, 2008
At this point, seeing photos of 15-year old Miley Cyrus posing topless or seductively baring her taut tummy for rumoured paramour Nick Jonas is the very definition of old news. But when it comes to the tween millionaire appearing in photos actually kissing a boy (or, gasp, a girl!) in public, these photos would likely tighten a few paparazzo's trousers. As the LA Times reports today, pictures of Miley's "first kiss" could potentially earn one lucky photographer anywhere between $30k to $150k. And we are officially confused. Why? Well, we happen to have more than a few pictures of Miley making out with all kinds of suitors, starting back when she was 14. So where's our cash? After the jump, see how the magic of Google can instantly debunk all the heated speculation on when Miley will have her first kiss, and when, oh when, will we get to see them. The time is now, Defamer readers:

Most recently, those Playboy-esque shots of Miley allegedly created for Nickelodeon heartthrob Nick Jonas caused quite the sensation, but lo and behold, here we have an actual shot of the two making out. And back in 2006 when she was just 14, she was snapped kissing a very crush-worthy guy named Thomas Sturges, though the press has yet to get any background information on who the lucky guy was. And not to be picky or anything, but Miley kinda already kissed her co-star Cody Linley in her wildly successful Hannah Montana movie. Sure, it was "acting," but if it looks like a kiss, walks like a kiss and salivates like a kiss, it sure as hell counts.

Even more baffling is why the pap agencies are so eager to discover this infamous first Miley Cyrus kiss when photos of her playing tongue twister with a girlfriend have been circling for months. Not to mention this past January's red carpet appearance when Miley lunged in for the kill on little miss Ashley Tisdale. Just a bit of advice to the "tsunami" of paps awaiting that cash money shot: feel free to shoot us an email and we'll haggle a bit over the price, k?
[Photo credits: Dotspotter, Poponut, Wallpaperama,
, Backseatcuddler]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Emily
Posted May 29, 2008 9:31 PM
EVERYONE JUST TO LET YOU KNOW!! on TMZ - a paparazzi show- the photog who took this image -of miley "kissing" ashley - clearly states that he was in the right pace @ the right time and it was all the camera angle! miley DID NOT "lunge in for the kill on little miss ashley tisdale" DEFAMER GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AND DONT SPREAD HURTFUL RUMOURS.
Brittany
Posted May 30, 2008 3:30 AM
I was at a restaraunt in a place that will remain anonymous and i looked and saw miley frenching a person. I will not spill unless i get paid. but i do know who it was and the exact spot of where it happened.
misterdirk
Posted 9:57 PM 29/5/08
Joking aside, there isn't a 15 year old girl alive with 20 hot backup dancers who doesn't experiment and do this kind of stuff. You people need to get real.
misterdirk
SomnambulantHobbit
Posted 11:37 PM 29/5/08
Seeing these makes me so very thankful that the internet was relatively new and no one had camera phones at my high school.
SomnambulantHobbit
IndustryDropOut
Posted 3:12 AM 30/5/08
I dont see why anyone really cares. Miley isn't hot at all. And she is lucky anyone would want to touch her.
IndustryDropOut
TurdBlossom
Posted 5:01 AM 30/5/08
And cue evn more outraged indignation and phoney umbrage from The Family Research Council (The American Taliban) and other prudes in 5, 4, 3, 2....
TurdBlossom
TheQuestion
Posted 4:42 AM 30/5/08
I am firmly convinced that being a "Disney Star" has become the kiss of death for young Hollywood. I really think everyone needs to Leave. The. Kid. Alone.
TheQuestion
BrutallyHonestBabes
Posted 7:51 AM 30/5/08
The top row, far right is Anna Friel and Lee Pace, stars of Pushing Daisies. I reconize because Lee Pace is yummy.
You know it's a true love kiss when the stars start floating around your heads.
BrutallyHonestBabes
MiniMencken
Posted 5:25 PM 30/5/08
Smiley Virus not so hot. No make pup tent in boxers. Show us Scarlett Johanson and Penelope Cruz in that "Barcelona" three-way with Xavier Bardem!
MiniMencken