‘The View’ Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen

· We have a solution to the global energy crisis: harness Patricia Heaton’s mouth! (We especially like the stormy thought-bubble over Barbara Walter’s head reading, “Wrap it up, you long-winded hag.” Nice touch!) [The View]
· Were you, like us, expecting Disney Hall to transform into a giant, Iron Man-pulverizing, mechanized beast? Oh well. There’s always the sequel. [Curbed LA]
· Finally, we get confirmation of the “Mr. Big Kicks-It” rumour that has been plaguing our dreams for months. The truth is…Mr. Big…definitely doesn’t…not…live! Maybe! [USAToday.com]
· And finally: George Clooney rocking a tux the way a tux was meant to be rocked. [Faded Youth Blog]