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'The View' Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen
Posted by Seth at 10:50 AM on May 6, 2008
· We have a solution to the global energy crisis: harness Patricia Heaton's mouth! (We especially like the stormy thought-bubble over Barbara Walter's head reading, "Wrap it up, you long-winded hag." Nice touch!) [The View]
· Were you, like us, expecting Disney Hall to transform into a giant, Iron Man-pulverizing, mechanized beast? Oh well. There's always the sequel. [Curbed LA]
· Finally, we get confirmation of the "Mr. Big Kicks-It" rumour that has been plaguing our dreams for months. The truth is...Mr. Big...definitely doesn't...not...live! Maybe! [USAToday.com]
· And finally: George Clooney rocking a tux the way a tux was meant to be rocked. [Faded Youth Blog]
· We have a solution to the global energy crisis: harness Patricia Heaton's mouth! (We especially like the stormy thought-bubble over Barbara Walter's head reading, "Wrap it up, you long-winded hag." Nice touch!) [
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TheStarterWife
Posted 11:16 AM 6/5/08
I swear, if I hear one more "dying rumor" about SATC I'm not going to another movie until Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2.
TheStarterWife
Nomi Malone
Posted 11:06 AM 6/5/08
i just wish the woman would put her arms down. where are you, your living room? shape up, woman!
Nomi Malone
hughman
Posted 11:00 AM 6/5/08
i love how she's dissing TV News anchors in front of Barbara Walters. because isn't that what BW ONCE DID FOR A LIVING?
hughman
SeaPeople
Posted 11:51 AM 6/5/08
Good Lord, nobody dies? I'm not plopping down $12 if it's not a Very Special Episode of SATC.
SeaPeople
regisgoat
Posted 6:58 PM 6/5/08
Well, if Barbara Walters' mind is elsewhere, we can guess where her mind is. Somewhere in the mid 1970s, let us say, having a torrid affair with a senator, while this minor comedienne, plastic surgery addict, supermarket shill, and fetus-worshipper flaps her arms, crows about her vacation and tells very old jokes.
regisgoat
HwoodHills
Posted 6:44 PM 6/5/08
At least Molly didn't call her fat.
HwoodHills
CrankYank
Posted 10:06 PM 6/5/08
Love the Clooney, but gf is animatronic. And since when is '97 "vintage", and not just the pile in the back of your closet?
CrankYank
BluntObjects
Posted 12:27 AM 7/5/08
You've really outdone yourselves this time.Not one thing anybody with a smidgen of intelligence gives a shit about.
BluntObjects
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 2:12 AM 7/5/08
She studied videos on YouTube to perfect her *anchor speak.* Erum, okay. I guess watching the real news would have been too obvious.
@Nomi Malone: She's got some weird blubber leakage up and around her sleeveless shell's arm holes. Is that blue atrocity made by Spanx™?
PaisleyPajamas
Benovite
Posted 3:32 AM 7/5/08
Mmm Patricia MilFord, looking better than ever.
(call me!)
Benovite
chijen
Posted 3:16 AM 7/5/08
@NomiMalone:Ick - what is with the backfat spilling out?
I can't stand that woman and can't believe I just wasted time watching that. I'm sure Elizabeth loved her.
chijen
DexterRiley
Posted 3:34 AM 7/5/08
I think she looks hot (except for the weirdly akimbo arms). As for her stupid opinions, they're no more useless than the rest of the idiots up (I mean, Joy Behar?).
DexterRiley
Rey
Posted 5:39 AM 7/5/08
Does she use Wella-Balsam Fetal Rinse to get her hair in such lustrous condition?
Rey
fuddes
Posted 6:29 AM 7/5/08
When you said "Mr. Big", I thought you were referring to the early-90s singer. Man, I am so lame.
fuddes
MessyMortal
Posted 9:43 AM 7/5/08
Well - after dissing Barb's entire career and stepping on Whoppi's line maybe the flailing arm thing is just a desperate attempt to not fall off the couch!
MessyMortal