The Five Words Defining Cannes ‘08: ‘Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie’

By Defamer Hollywood on May 21, 2008 at 9:15 AM

Just when we didn’t think we could be muster interest in another dispatch from Cannes, along comes Spout’s resourceful Karina Longworth with five words: “Macaulay Culkin group sex movie.” Apparently Sex and Breakfast is among the hundreds of films screening at the Cannes market, featuring Culkin and Eliza Dushku (!) as a troubled Los Angeles couple consulting a sex therapist who prescribes open relationships to help liven things up. “After sex, I get this moment of clarity,” Culkin says in closing, something he’s likely pondered aloud before staring up a Peter Pan ceiling mural at Neverland Ranch. “Do you ever get that?”

Anyway, myriad couplings follow, though the accompanying teaser is a bit vague in the how-and-who. However, Longworth also points out the entire film is available free on YouTube, both promising a waste of at least 40 minutes of our afternoon and officially confirming we made the right call in staying home this week. Happy viewing (we hope)!

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