Tarnished Tween Queen Miley Cyrus Caught Eating Her Clothes Off

Having barely recovered from the aneurysm-inducing shock of seeing America’s Multi-Platform 3D Tween Sweetheart Miley Cyrus splayed nakedly across the pages of Vanity Fair—wet hair, Kool-Aid lips, and a look of seductive defiance that practically dares the observer to prove their stamina—emerges yet two more photos of a similarly suggestive, naked, and seemingly wanting-it-bad vein. In this suite—rumored to have been clearly marked “For Nick Jonas’s Eyes Only,” a restriction that went virtually ignored by the boundary-oblivious MySpace community—Cyrus gnaws hungrily on her own T-shirt. The intention? Clearly to drive its intended boy-band-member recipient, widely rumoured to be a rabid garment-consumption fetishist, wild with desire.

We’ve darkened the offending bits via Black Bar™’s decency-retention proprietary technology, but the uncensored version is after the jump.

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  • madison

    i love miley still, shes awesome… a lot of people take these photos because their doctor asks them to to see whats going on with their body, and being as far away from home as she is she would have to email these to her doctor, so you never know…or maybe the people photoshopped these pics

  • AliCakes

    lol i hope to god ‘Madison’ was joking…

  • Ashley

    i dont’t understand anymore!!!! how is this any worse then vanessa NAKED yeah NAKED!!! and miley is getting slammed 4 this??? what has the world come 2??and i know of 15 year old “REGULAR” girls who take pics like this and nobody cares!!! how is miley any different then that!!!!i think this is so dumb!!!!

  • harrold

    hi i am a fan of milry cyrus from phillipines!!! jst askng wat is happening to her!!!tnx

  • XxXstupidXxX

    you guys wanna know what i think about miley? i think that she is a stupid slut who’s future career (when she is kicked off disney)is pole dancing! she didnt take pics for her “doctor” your just defending a whore. She is a fucking slut and you guys need to learn that look at the pics you can so tell!

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