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Tarnished Tween Queen Miley Cyrus Caught Eating Her Clothes Off
Posted by Seth at 5:10 AM on May 24, 2008
Having barely recovered from the aneurysm-inducing shock of seeing America's Multi-Platform 3D Tween Sweetheart Miley Cyrus splayed nakedly across the pages of Vanity Fair—wet hair, Kool-Aid lips, and a look of seductive defiance that practically dares the observer to prove their stamina—emerges yet two more photos of a similarly suggestive, naked, and seemingly wanting-it-bad vein. In this suite—rumored to have been clearly marked "For Nick Jonas's Eyes Only," a restriction that went virtually ignored by the boundary-oblivious MySpace community—Cyrus gnaws hungrily on her own T-shirt. The intention? Clearly to drive its intended boy-band-member recipient, widely rumoured to be a rabid garment-consumption fetishist, wild with desire.
We've darkened the offending bits via Black Bar™'s decency-retention proprietary technology, but the uncensored version is after the jump.
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
madison
Posted May 26, 2008 11:33 AM
i love miley still, shes awesome... a lot of people take these photos because their doctor asks them to to see whats going on with their body, and being as far away from home as she is she would have to email these to her doctor, so you never know...or maybe the people photoshopped these pics
AliCakes
Posted May 26, 2008 2:17 PM
lol i hope to god 'Madison' was joking...
Ashley
Posted May 27, 2008 12:00 AM
i dont't understand anymore!!!! how is this any worse then vanessa NAKED yeah NAKED!!! and miley is getting slammed 4 this??? what has the world come 2??and i know of 15 year old "REGULAR" girls who take pics like this and nobody cares!!! how is miley any different then that!!!!i think this is so dumb!!!!
harrold
Posted June 28, 2008 4:09 PM
hi i am a fan of milry cyrus from phillipines!!! jst askng wat is happening to her!!!tnx
XxXstupidXxX
Posted August 24, 2008 6:58 AM
you guys wanna know what i think about miley? i think that she is a stupid slut who's future career (when she is kicked off disney)is pole dancing! she didnt take pics for her "doctor" your just defending a whore. She is a fucking slut and you guys need to learn that look at the pics you can so tell!
Road_Rash
Posted 8:32 AM 29/5/08
@Koreanish: Hell yeah they do! Whichever one of the Neil Diamond looking spawn of satan that did it needs to be castrated.
Road_Rash
ViperBorg
Posted 10:22 PM 27/5/08
@misterdirk: Try his daughter.
ViperBorg
Snowbunny
Posted 2:29 PM 27/5/08
@ohpasco: Wal-mart, duh.
Snowbunny
ohpasco
Posted 4:09 AM 26/5/08
i'm going as naked miley for halloween. but where do i find an electric green bra?
ohpasco
SunnydaZe10
Posted 9:32 AM 25/5/08
A penis that checks Ids?
Genius. I am going to work in my science lab, immediately. Charlie Sheen will have no longer have an excuse!
SunnydaZe10
NigerianScammer
Posted 6:46 AM 25/5/08
Dayum, she put on some poundage.
NigerianScammer
Koreanish
Posted 4:42 AM 25/5/08
@DrAftershave: It's extra sucking power, I guess. I mean, yes. You're right.
Koreanish
DarlingMagpie
Posted 2:38 AM 25/5/08
This is really sad.
DarlingMagpie
DrAftershave
Posted 5:26 PM 24/5/08
@Koreanish: the jonas brothers don't need her to suck period. they do that quite well on their own.
DrAftershave
dumblonde
Posted 5:11 PM 24/5/08
Stop this, Miley's evil twin!
dumblonde
Koreanish
Posted 4:17 PM 24/5/08
The Jonas brothers suck for doing this to her.
Koreanish
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 12:56 PM 24/5/08
@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: me too. i love what she's doing. it just proves all that "waiting to marriage/holier than thou shit" is just that, shit. somewhere in the disney tower, executives are cringing and it makes me smile if only because this has to be payback for springing those high school musical kids on america.
bess marvin, girl detective
raincoaster
Posted 12:52 PM 24/5/08
At this point there's nothing new in calling her slutty. But why has nobody called her dumb as a rock yet? How oblivious do you have to be to use the world's most powerful communications tool to repeatedly make public pictures of you flashing your bra, tearing off your clothes with your own teeth, etc?
As for her parents, well the airhead doesn't fall far from the tree.
raincoaster
Stumies
Posted 9:07 AM 24/5/08
@heidiho: While I can't speak for misterdirk, my penis doesn't check IDs. It is the brain's responsibility to keep said penis sequestered in pants.
Inappropriate thoughts and feelings happen all the time, it's all in how you deal with them.
Stumies
Tenno
Posted 9:00 AM 24/5/08
I suppose it happens, when I was in high school, all it was was trying to get in bed with people or some racy photos...
Tenno
Douglas Reinhardt
Posted 8:57 AM 24/5/08
@vildechaia: They are cashing the checks from Disney, so they could pay for that kitchen remodel job.
Douglas Reinhardt
Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
Posted 8:23 AM 24/5/08
For Nick Jonas? Like those horrible Jonas Brothers.
How sweet that two "chaste until married" tweens are sending each other naughty pics.
It warms my cold cold heart.
Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
fuddes
Posted 8:12 AM 24/5/08
@vildechaia:
Apparently you're not very familiar with parenting. You don't sit on children until they hatch into adults. Sometimes they will be in a different room than you. Most of the time they will do things you don't want them to.
It's a bare stomach. Big shocker. Yawn.
fuddes
vildechaia
Posted 7:47 AM 24/5/08
And her parents are ... where?
vildechaia
WGARefugee
Posted 7:36 AM 24/5/08
I knew someone who found her daughter, a few years younger than Miley even, had some similar pictures up on myspace. It was a very big deal. There was a black swirling funnel cloud over her house for days.
WGARefugee
TheQuestion
Posted 7:14 AM 24/5/08
@heidiho: Actually, the Jessica Biel theory makes a lot of sense. I'd like to think there are easier ways out of the House of Mouse, though. I just think it would be a shame to see her destoy her career; maybe it's just her image, but she seems like a nice kid, she deserves better.
TheQuestion
heidiho
Posted 6:34 AM 24/5/08
@bess marvin, girl detective: Ex-boyfriend. Oh the things teenage girls will do for attention from boys.
I think she's attempting the Jessica Biel route of trying to get out of her Disney contract. But she should just ride the Hannah Montana wave a little longer. Truth is, she got famous for being Hannah and she'll always be Hannah, no matter what.
heidiho
Shumina
Posted 6:23 AM 24/5/08
Wait. Isn't this the pure and uncorruptible Miley Cyrus we're seeing here? There's NO WAY she's actually a sexually emerging and maturing human being is there? Omigosh?! Hormones are the devil!!!
Remember what a mindfuck puberty was? I pity anybody that wags a finger at her because, really, she's incapible of suppressing two million years of sexual instinct. Explore, Miley...but you're watched like a hawk so remember that if you record your exploring, we're going to see it. And all of us, regardless of our outward, stern looks, is loving it.
Shumina
sundaeg1rl
Posted 6:08 AM 24/5/08
Camwhore as an artform. Lovely.
sundaeg1rl
brechtgirl
Posted 5:59 AM 24/5/08
I love how the living la vida lohan ad makes it look like Ali Lohan is laughing at Miley Cyrus.
brechtgirl
ER-AH
Posted 5:40 AM 24/5/08
She just chewed through a billion dollars.
ER-AH
Spence
Posted 5:36 AM 24/5/08
Playyyyyy ballllllll!
Spence
TheQuestion
Posted 5:33 AM 24/5/08
Has there been any verification of the authenticity of the pics? Granted, if they are fakes, they are DAMN GOOD fakes, but still.
If they are real - oh, Miley, you poor thing. I thought you might get through this teen queen time with your sanity and innocence intact, but now all I can see is "Britney Spears, the Next Generation." Very sad.
TheQuestion
TheStarterWife
Posted 5:26 AM 24/5/08
@heidiho: Right, and who didn't "practice" that look at that age.
TheStarterWife
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 5:22 AM 24/5/08
@jason1007: there's nothing white trash about those pictures. she's trying to get a rise out of her boyfriend (?) with naughty poses. a more accurate statement is you can't change fate and with an original name like "destiny hope", i say it's smart that miley is not trying to fight the pole dancing career that awaits her after this disney phase passes.
miley girl, my only advice is to keep the pics off of myspace. besides that, you do what it do cause many people who are hating on you have done it as well.
bess marvin, girl detective
Calraigh
Posted 5:20 AM 24/5/08
She actually looks younger than 15 here and that, my friends is where I leave you all.
Calraigh
misterdirk
Posted 5:19 AM 24/5/08
@heidiho: Wait a minute - isn't she Billy Ray Cyrus's wife? 15? Sorry.
misterdirk
Douglas Reinhardt
Posted 5:10 AM 24/5/08
Creeper beeper is kind of blowing up right now.
Douglas Reinhardt
heidiho
Posted 5:08 AM 24/5/08
@misterdirk: Dude, she's 15.
heidiho
Old No.7
Posted 5:07 AM 24/5/08
Chris Hansen is having a HUGE fucking aneurysm right about now.
Old No.7
Leviticus_71
Posted 5:06 AM 24/5/08
Of my very few rules, the first is thus...
Unless yo're a porn star or plan to be one, don't photograph yourself naked or close to it. And really i'm not that hot...
Leviticus_71
jason1007
Posted 5:03 AM 24/5/08
you can take white trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the white trash
jason1007
misterdirk
Posted 5:00 AM 24/5/08
The buttons just Mach 1-projectiled off my 501's. Thanks for killing my dog, Seth.
misterdirk