Tania Zaetta Is Not A Fan Of Gang Bang Warfare

Bollywood sensation Tania Zaetta has been forced to speak out against claims soliders who dared to serve in war torn Afghanistan won a romantic tryst with her during her recent tour for troops.

The Defence Department is investigating allegations that TV and film celebrity Tania Zaetta had sex with Australian special forces soldiers during a recent tour of war-ravaged Afghanistan.

The department has been severely embarrassed after admitting it broke privacy rules by naming Zaetta – who has denied the allegation – in a briefing document to the Minister for Defence Joel Fitzgibbon.

The high-level document, obtained by The Daily Telegraph, says the unsubstantiated claim that Zaetta had sex with troops at the Australian base in Tarin Kowt last month was made by veteran rock singer Angry Anderson.

Zaetta and Anderson were the two headline acts on a 17-day tour of the Middle East that staged concerts for Australian soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Angry Anderson denies having made the claims, and Zaetta is understandably upset, stating “I’ve just done this most amazing life-changing experience, been to the most unbelievable places and for this to be said, it’s very hurtful.”

Of couse, her cause isn’t helped by this:

In interviews given to publicise the tour, which was filmed by the ABC’s Australian Story and aired over the past two weeks, Zaetta said: “I’m single and there has been a lot of teasing that I am going into a place where they haven’t seen girls for a long time.”

Just before the tour left, she said about touring the Middle East: “If you can’t get a date out of there then you’ve got no hope.”

Perhaps Tania Zaetta was referring to the fruit, which Wikipedia reliable informs me “has been a staple food of the Middle East for thousands of years”? Everyone enjoys a sticky pudding.