Suri Cruise's Favourite Things: Toxic Bottles, Boys Named Brooklyn And High-Kicking Has-Beens

Posted by Molly Friedman at 2:46 AM on May 13, 2008

We hate to rain on Tom Cruise's purity parade, but it seems his bundle of Hubbard Formula-chugging joy, Suri Cruise, has gone seriously gaga for two older men. And she's got the giggles to show it. While babysitting for all three Beckham boys as David bent it like...well, lost to the visiting team, Tom and Katie brought finger-nibbling Suri along to watch. But the blanketed Cruiselette only had eyes for one guy: and he goes by Brooklyn Beckham. Tom did seem more interested in setting up Suri with the littlest Beckham (Cruz Beckham! Just picturing future Scientology couple Suri Cruise and Cruz Beckham likely made Tom's removable head spin with possibilities), Suri couldn't keep her eyes off 9-year old Brooklyn. But earlier last week while still in NY, TomKat attended Suri's favourite musical, and we have a feeling fellow Scientologist John Travolta's role in the movie version had nothing to do with her ear-to-ear grin while leaving: a certain song-and-dancing Efronabbe got her all shook up...

Though Hubbard's crowned prince did his best to quite literally shove little Suri towards the more age-appropriate 3-year old Cruz, Suri was visibly smitten with Brooklyn. Anyone else hear "Suri, Brooklyn" and get just as uncomfortable as David Letterman's Oscar audience did post "Uma, Oprah"? In any case, it seems Tom may have given up the fight towards hooking up Posh 'n Becks to e-meters, and has begun using Suri as a delectable treat for the kids. We can just little Brook Becks now: "Mommy Posh! Suri says honey babas are brilliant! I must have ten this instant!" But Brooklyn may have some serious competition...

As Us reports, Suri's favourite movie thus far is Travolta's drag vehicle Hairspray, leading the Cruise fam to a viewing of the Broadway show while in New York early this month. And Suri's giggles and shy grin upon leaving tend to mean only one thing: she can "hear the bells," and they've been rung by star Ashley Parker Angel. We're just left feeling sorry for Tom's Other Daughter (Isabella, 15, who appears to have overcome that "awkward" stage). When will Katie take her along to the next Scientology mixer at the House of Hubbard?

[Photo credits: Getty, Wireimage]

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Sweet Panda Love

Posted 3:25 AM 13/5/08

A red sateen mini-dress is always appropriate for a soccer game.

Little Mintz Sunshine

Posted 2:51 AM 13/5/08

She's a bit fat to date a Beckham, no?

pumpkinsoup

Posted 4:03 AM 13/5/08

Ugh. They give me the creeps (the Cruises, not the Beckam kids).

And no kidding,@Sweet Panda Love: It all reeks of trying too hard.

hummingpenguin

Posted 4:01 AM 13/5/08

@Sweet Panda Love: for real. Are jeans and a t-shirt only reserved for Clears?

poltergeist

Posted 5:43 AM 13/5/08

Why does that child still have a bottle? She's Two for goodness sakes. That bottle should have been gone over a year ago. Is there some sort of serum in it that will keep her small forever?

Fugees-and-Funyuns

Posted 5:28 AM 13/5/08

If Tom does succeed in getting Cruz and Suri together, I really hope they go with the Cruise name. Cruz Cruise needs to happen.

SanFranBetsu

Posted 9:01 AM 13/5/08

@poltergeist: Did you miss the whole Leah Remini still gives her daughter honey laden, Scientology formula?

Posted 9:37 AM 13/5/08

@SanFranBetsu:
I did miss it and now that I briefly looked at the link I'm glad I did. And to think that people believe my kids are screwed up, I'm going to have to forward that story to feel better about myself.