Sharon Stone's Bold 'Karma Tectonics' Theory Infuriates Chinese Quake Victims
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:40 AM on May 28, 2008
When Sharon Stone wasn't joking about Sean Combs's crack budget last week at the Cannes Film Festival's high-powered amFar benefit, she took a few minutes on the red carpet to play amateur seismologist for the international press. That went about as well as you'd expect when, only seconds into discussing the humanitarian crisis facing China after the May 12 earthquake that killed more than 67,000 people, Stone attributed the tragedy to... karma?
The actress's radical theory posits that mistreatment of Tibet and her "good friend" the Dalai Lama might have upset the Earth's crust just enough to topple schools, threaten nearly a million people with flooding and yield two recent aftershocks wiping out another 420,000 homes. Who knew? Stone acknowledges her "big lesson" in the end, however, promising to put her "head down and be of service even to people who aren't nice to you." OK — but just this once, Sharon. And be careful! Word on the street is that those tent-city refugees are looking for payback, and how.

When Sharon Stone wasn't
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Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns
Posted 12:51 AM 29/5/08
"I'm not happy about how the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't want anyone to be unkind to anyone else." Too...many...things...wrong...with...that...statement....backlog...of responses...mind...boggled....
UNKIND????????
Sharon Stone??
The judgment, the superiority, the sanctimony, the, the, calling it "unkind"!
Just go away.
Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns
raincoaster
Posted 3:28 PM 28/5/08
As someone pointed out on CeleBitchy, the province most affected by this has a very large number of Tibetans. So, does God hate Tibet or China?
raincoaster
gwendemarco
Posted 12:48 PM 28/5/08
She did "cure" her own breast "cancer" by giving up coffee. But I think that was before her ex-husband's toe was nearly severed by a lizard at the zoo.
gwendemarco
el smrtmnky
Posted 11:09 AM 28/5/08
she's beginning to sound like sally kirkland
el smrtmnky
martini-shark
Posted 9:43 AM 28/5/08
Sharon, I recently saw your performance in CATWOMAN, and your home should be rubble after that scenery chaw-fest.
martini-shark
pdn
Posted 9:19 AM 28/5/08
How could she be less relevant? Did she say this while petting her vag?
pdn
fembot
Posted 8:06 AM 28/5/08
hat an awesome example of the stereotypical self-centered hollywood bimbo -except that she actually knew China wasn't 'some funky suburb out in the valley'
fembot
psych101
Posted 6:06 AM 28/5/08
Can the Dalai Lama disown followers? This slag makes Buddhism seem about as appealing as a walk through a Christian haunted house.
psych101
kookla
Posted 5:08 AM 28/5/08
This just in: Sharon Stone says Katrina was a bitch, too.
kookla
Benovite
Posted 4:11 AM 28/5/08
I cry every time I think of Sean Combs' crack budget. +_(
Benovite
OldTowneTavern
Posted 4:05 AM 28/5/08
@Old No.7: But even Sharon's cunt, no matter how stupid, is better looking than that CAA agent.
OldTowneTavern
Old No.7
Posted 3:59 AM 28/5/08
Well, maybe China will now wake up in its' hospital room, with Sharon on the TV talking all about karma, then make a list of all the people they've wronged, and go about week by week righting those wrongs in the name of karma.
Or maybe they'll just think Sharon's a cunt.
Old No.7
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:57 AM 28/5/08
When will karma for "Basic Instinct 2" catch up with her?
CourageousCoward
encinoman
Posted 3:55 AM 28/5/08
Karma is a bitch and so is Sharon
encinoman
MrRewrite
Posted 3:07 AM 1/6/08
She was talking about China Hills Estates, a subdivision in Tarzana, you ninnies!
MrRewrite