In news sure to impress supporters of penis-less creatures across the country, the ratings grabbing star of The Footy Show and the nation's best mannequin wrangler Sam Newman has noted that a room full of people is likely to contain at least one or two members of the fairer sex.

Pity he's blaming those damn hairy-legged man haters for the boos which confronted his television partners in crime when they accepted a Logie for The Footy Show...

Nine's lousy night got worse when The Footy Show host Garry Lyon was jeered as he accepted the award for most popular sports program.

The heckling was sparked by the controversy over a Sam Newman skit in which he manhandled a lingerie-clad mannequin with a picture of award-winning footy reporter Caroline Wilson's face stuck to it.

Newman, who missed the Logies after breaking an ankle in the gym, said TV industry insiders and actors who jeered Lyon were pathetic.

"This is stupid people being dramatists - some of them are women," he said. "It is just pathetic."

Why were women even invited to the ceremony, anyway? Ban 'em next year, I say. That ought to ensure The Footy Show's hosts are worshiped appropriately when walking away with a statue. NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

 

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