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Rob Lowe NannyGate Rendered Even More False And/Or Terrible With New Harassment Claims
Posted by Seth at 9:45 AM on May 2, 2008
Amid the blizzard of claims flying back and forth between Rob Lowe and the former nanny claiming "false terribles" comes further accusations made against the Allegedly Pervy House of Lowe: A second nanny, Laura Boyce, has filed a cross-complaint against the couple in which she accuses Sheryl Lowe of doing everything short of demanding an au pair ménage à trois:
Among the allegations against Sheryl:- Walking around naked, completely exposing herself to Boyce.
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- Asking Boyce about the size of Boyce's boyfriend's penis.- Asking questions about how she could have sex with Boyce's boyfriend, given his 7' height (he's a former NBA player).
- Using her forearm to gesture the size of Boyce's boyfriend's penis.
- Once saying "laughingly that her husband's (Rob) cockrings were broken," allegedly showing them to Boyce.
- Telling Boyce about her sex life with Rob.
- Talking about the size of her children's penises.
- After Boyce allegedly phoned to say she wasn't coming to work because she was sick, Sheryl allegedly screamed Boyce "got strep throat from sucking ni***r d**k. I mean black d**k."
It goes without saying that there exists a wide range of comfort levels one might enjoy with the household staff, and that not all of the help will share your enthusiasm for the Spanish-cedar humidor containing a prized collection of your husband's damaged cockrings. Still, these are some very serious allegations indeed; regardless of the case's outcome, the Lowes will forever be tainted by Boyce's ugly accusations, the phrase, "How about a baby's arm holding an apple?" echoing through our heads every time the couple appears at a Hollywood function.
[Photo: Getty Images]
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HollowBrain
Posted 2:38 AM 2/5/08
Once saying "laughingly that her husband's (Rob) cockrings were broken," allegedly showing them to Boyce.
You know whats awesome about knowing that Rob Lowe may or may not have a cockring?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
HollowBrain
heidiho
Posted 3:06 AM 2/5/08
Aw, these two give me hope that we all have a soul mate out there, somewhere.
heidiho
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:01 AM 2/5/08
Sheryl Lowe = [www.rainbowhistory.org]
CourageousCoward
FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS
Posted 3:50 AM 2/5/08
They need to oder their Nannies from IWannaBeaPornStar.Com.
FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS
Benovite
Posted 3:48 AM 2/5/08
Other allegations include:
- Asking Boyce how to properly wash a penis.
- Telling Boyce that she would like to wash her boyfriends penis.
- Demanding that Boyce wash her boyfriends penis with Sheryl's saliva.
- Forcing Boyce to establish a new business called "Cocky" that's based on the concept of professionally washing peni.
Benovite
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 4:18 AM 2/5/08
Where's Mary Poppins when we need her?
Whiteboyfunfark
moore850
Posted 4:45 AM 2/5/08
@Whiteboyfunfark: marry poppins... pop-in's, get it?
moore850
SanFranBetsu
Posted 6:51 AM 2/5/08
Ok, I'll clean up my language. Am I the only one who remembers a democratic convention, a video camera, an underage girl, and her girlfriend whom she shared with her dad? None of this surprises me!
SanFranBetsu
sanson
Posted 7:41 AM 2/5/08
@SanFranBetsu: Let's leave the Kennedys out of this.
sanson
jackass penguin
Posted 8:38 AM 2/5/08
@SanFranBetsu: ..girlfriend whom she shared with her dad?
I remember the videotape, the underage girl, and the videotape...but I don't remember that!! Please elaborate.
jackass penguin
SanFranBetsu
Posted 9:18 AM 2/5/08
@jackass penguin: This was a filmed threesome. Kimmy was underage and living with her father. The other woman was his 'girlfriend' who was also Kimmy's 'girlfriend'. It was this older woman who got Kimmy into a bar that night where they met Lowe. It was the 1988 (?) democratic convention in New Orleans, if memory serves. Hurt his career. Nobody went to jail.
SanFranBetsu
gwiliandre
Posted 10:50 AM 2/5/08
wasn't sheryl once engaged to emilio estevez for, like, a second? why doesn't she take care of her own kids and clean her own house? she looks like she needs some excercise, to say the least.
gwiliandre
Magister
Posted 11:53 AM 2/5/08
@SanFranBetsu: Now, I thought the threesome was with Judd Nelson and that it was the Atlanta convention, but I could be wrong.
Nonetheless, if memory serves, nobody went to jail because the underage girl misrepresented herself and she's the one who made the videotape, so obviously she was plotting something.
Magister
MrRewrite
Posted 11:49 AM 2/5/08
Penis-talk leads no where, except to train-wreck-ville. As if we need a reminder that Rob's brother still needs a job since Swank fired him as her husband.
MrRewrite
SanFranBetsu
Posted 1:47 AM 3/5/08
@Magister: I stand corrected, I was pretty high in the eighties, but NO one wants to have a threesome with Judd Nelson, it's not like he's a chick magnet. Atlanta? Yea that's right. But it was still two chicks. And, yes, Kimmy was complicit in the scheme, but that doesn't change the fact she was underage. I'm just saying, these days it would have all gone differently.
SanFranBetsu
jackass penguin
Posted 4:40 AM 3/5/08
@SanFranBetsu:
Ewwwwww!! I almost wish you hadn't told me, sheesh. :)
If memory serves you're correct, no one went to jail...unless you consider dancing with Snow White on the Oscars punitive.
jackass penguin
Shazzer
Posted 8:04 PM 5/5/08
So how terrible is it that no matter how perverted this story gets I still daydream about being sexually harrassed by Rob Lowe?
Shazzer