Renaissance Malibu Helps You Overcome Addiction…With Gold

Of the many coastal wellness centres catering to Hollywood’s well-monied, well-coke-dealered set, perhaps none swaths its patients in luxury like Renaissance Malibu (”Where currency is for spending, not rolling into little straws.”™). The facility—which counts the likes of Daniel Baldwin among its celebrity failures—is now up for sale: a 14,000-square-foot mansion in the neo-Virginia-tobacco-plantation style that’s so much in vogue, sitting on an expansive lot of prime Malibu property. (A virtual tour comes courtesy of Radar.) The price? A mere $23.75 million, a piddling sum in exchange for the thrill of living out your wildest Richie Rich rehab fantasies. (Group therapy counsellor Irona not included.)

• Malibu’s $23.75M House of Detox [Radar]