BB08: Quentin Carson Crashes The Big Brother House!

Now what is former Queer Eye For The Straight Guy fashion guru Carson Kressley in the middle of doing in this photo, eh? Why, he’s sharing some of his special couture secrets, that’s what!

Yes, Carson – a man who appears willing to pop up anywhere for a fee, and god bless him for it (I always secretly wanted him to be a member of my fabulous posse of savvy homosexuals) – went into the Big Brother compound tonight for a couple of hours of EXTREME MAKEOVER-ING!

Who had he just “sorted out” when this snap of him was taken? Oh, only Corey the Party Boy, a teen who insists on wearing ridiculous head wear and sunnies most of the time, and who was in dire need of a little scrubbing up.

Check out a snap of Corey’s post-Carson appearance after the jump!

There, that’s quite nice, isn’t it? Precisely the kind of boy who would Rohypnol your drink at a nightclub during Schoolies your nanna would ask around for tea.

Pity he couldn’t work some wonders with that ridiculous hair, but beggars can’t be choosers. What does he care how daft his blonde locks look anyway, dude’s earning like, a billion dollars from his schtick. Give him his glasses back, and then give him my number.