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'People' Non-Exclusive! Angelina Jolie Still Pregnant! Must Discredit 'ET!'
Posted by Seth at 4:05 AM on May 31, 2008
No sooner had we endured the traffic overload at the Petit Trésor website long enough to order a pair of custom-bedazzled Isla and Amelie onesies for the proud parents, came shocking news over the Biological MaternityWatch transom suggesting the Chosen Twins were in fact still resting comfortably inside their mother. People.com debunks:
Contrary to a flurry of recent reports that Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, PEOPLE confirms that the rumours are not true.
"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France," a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.
You'll forgive us if we don't know who to believe anymore, as if we thought we could rely on anyone for accurate news on the contents of Jolie's womb, it was the expert celebrity birthologists at ET. As of post time, no correction has yet been appended to their website, and so we're left at this point with no choice but to split the difference, and assume just one Chosen Blob poops among us, possibly named Gigi or Madeline.
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juniperjenny
Posted 4:39 AM 31/5/08
ET is clearly engaging in a smear campaign against the Jolie-Pitts. Variety to the attack!
juniperjenny
SarahHeartburn
Posted 4:39 AM 31/5/08
@bess marvin, girl detective: And I think a little bit of discretion involving pregnancies and births and possible premature babies couldn't hurt, could it? She's not due for 10 weeks. I certainly hope she hasn't had the kids yet; it would be bad news. So could the media outlets at least wait for confirmation?
SarahHeartburn
misterdirk
Posted 4:36 AM 31/5/08
They look like two little Mena Suvari's!
misterdirk
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 4:34 AM 31/5/08
Fucking news outlets. I think everytime a media outlet gets something wrong, they should be banned for six months. Then again, if that happened, there would be no news. Perhaps, this is best.
bess marvin, girl detective
Cookie Guggleman
Posted 4:33 AM 31/5/08
This really makes me question everything I've believed.
Cookie Guggleman
NoWireHangers
Posted 4:20 AM 31/5/08
The Weekly World News never lets you down.
NoWireHangers
Itsjustcatnip
Posted 5:02 AM 31/5/08
The names were a little wonky.
Unless you're mean, you don't name your adopted kids quirky names and your biologicals after the grandparents.
Oh you? We named you Shazam because it's cool. Your brother our natural child we named after grandpa. Sure he's your grandpa too, just not your real one. Cheers!
Itsjustcatnip
Old No.7
Posted 4:52 AM 31/5/08
@kookla: Cujo already has set up base camp in there, but he can't get a decent cell signal out.
Old No.7
kookla
Posted 4:44 AM 31/5/08
I'm surprised ET/The Insider doesn't have an exclusive inuterocam staked out inside Angelina's vagina by now.
kookla
misterdirk
Posted 4:44 AM 31/5/08
If the water ain't broke, you must revoke. JC, RIP, mybrudda.
misterdirk
kookla
Posted 5:07 AM 31/5/08
@Old No.7: Well, if Cujo is there, then you just know he's already hung up silk drapes and lit lavendar scented candles.
kookla
Truculent
Posted 6:36 AM 31/5/08
Mother and babies still can't wait to get away from each other
Truculent
STV
Posted 7:00 AM 31/5/08
@juniperjenny: Thanks, I needed that.
STV
lollie
Posted 8:46 AM 31/5/08
@itsjustcatnip: OMG I just peed my pants...
lollie
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 9:53 AM 31/5/08
As punishment, ET should be forced to broadcast one entirely truthful program--like Jim Carrey in "Liar, Liar."
NotReadyForPrimeTime