Next On 'Tyra': Dr. Drew's Drunken Slut Intervention!
Posted by Seth at 7:00 AM on May 8, 2008
Night sweats? Crippling depression? Physical incapacitation? Yes, you're probably experiencing Celebrity Rehab withdrawal systems. To help ween you off the sweet high of a season spent freebasing Dr. Drew and his ragtag gang of Pasadena Recovery Centre misfits, Defamer videographer Molly McAleer brings you outtakes from today's Very Special Tyra™, an episode devoted entirely to the behaviours and mating habits of the drunkus slutticus, more commonly known as the urban party girl. What the girls didn't see coming—not even the one who casually relates the time she totally forgot about the hookup-dampering tampon she was harboring—was that Dr. Drew himself was on hand for a Dr. Drew® Intervention™. With him, his lovely assistant Mary Carey, who saw in these troubled, ladies-of-the-ladies'-night a version of her own, formerly hammered self. Whether they chose to heed her warnings, fearful of a fate in which they too find themselves regaining consciousness on an unfamiliar bathroom floor (a scenario rendered all the more disconcerting once you crawl out of the stall and notice the row of urinals lining the wall) is really up to them. [Tyra]

Night sweats? Crippling depression? Physical incapacitation? Yes, you're probably experiencing Celebrity Rehab withdrawal systems. To help ween you off the sweet high of a season spent freebasing Dr. Drew and his ragtag gang of Pasadena Recovery Centre misfits, Defamer videographer
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itmustbeken
Posted 9:58 AM 8/5/08
Yeah, bla bla bla addict, intervention, whatever....
Mary Carey looks fantastic!
itmustbeken
rtisovec
Posted 10:21 AM 8/5/08
I guess cutting your hair short makes people forget all about the interracial gang band videos. Note to Lindsay Lohan for 2 years in the future: get your hair cut.
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forever1267
Posted 10:58 AM 8/5/08
I didn't know Meg / Jennifer Tilly was a porn star / party girl?
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Mark Graham
Posted 10:56 AM 8/5/08
@rtisovec: Gang Band? Is that like Rock Band?
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TheCatlady
Posted 6:28 PM 8/5/08
Wow, Mary now looks like Cheryl Burke's blond sister!
TheCatlady
decoitous
Posted 2:26 AM 9/5/08
Did they have any information on where I can MEET these drunken sluts? Thanks in advance.
decoitous