Short Ends: More Trailer Leakage: Indy's Back! (Again.)
Posted by Seth at 8:30 AM on May 1, 2008
· We continue with today's theme of leaked, bootlegged trailers of the summer's most anticipated blockbusters with the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, set to premiere before screenings of Iron Man this Friday. Dare we say, it's a vast improvement over the first. Indy's back, everyone! No, seriously. Indy's back—it just gave out on him. Medic! [indianajones.com]
· Is "closet chef" Jake Gyllenhaal planning on opening his own restaurant before he turns 30? Sign us up for one Dreamy-Eyed Tasting Menu with Naggy Girlfriend Wine Flight! [Big Hospitality]
· Good news: Roger Waters's pig has been found! Bad news: In pieces. Good news: Bacon for everyone! Bad news: It tastes like polyurethane. [MyDesert.com]
· Is Transformers 2 about to get a much-needed injection of menstrual-blood humour? One can only hope. [Cinematical]
· Hey—dogs into unicorns! [Archie McPhee]

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TheStarterWife
Posted 11:15 AM 1/5/08
Bah. Still. Don't. Care. About. Indy.
/off to lick my Episodes I, II, and III wounds.
TheStarterWife
nojo
Posted 11:36 AM 1/5/08
When Unicorns appear, original Giant GrazerHeads can't be far behind.
nojo
Glass_Family
Posted 3:10 PM 1/5/08
Long as you talk about Bissinger's tits and not Rich Garces'
Glass_Family
Greg Johnson
Posted 11:58 PM 1/5/08
I heard Indy's fighting aliens in this new flick. Is that true? Is it in that trailer? Do they look like the ones from Signs? Have I been living under a rock?
Greg Johnson
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:11 AM 2/5/08
@Greg Johnson: I don't think I'm spoiling anything here by saying "no" to the aliens. Think gruff but lovable talking polar bears and adorable, irascible penguins.
Little Mintz Sunshine
CrankYank
Posted 2:49 AM 2/5/08
Glad Jake's getting into the celebrity restaurant business. I've always enjoyed Tara Reid's Jello Shots and Funyuns Cafe.
CrankYank
Benny
Posted 5:45 AM 2/5/08
The Jonah Hill thing is weird. I was told months ago he turned the part down cos he didn't want to play second fiddle to Shia. Why Jonah Hill would think his career prospects could ever extend beyond second fiddle status was not explained to me.
I'd be curious to find out why he changed his mind, especially as they've spent the time since splitting his role into two even smaller parts and more and more people are turning it down.
Benny
jackass penguin
Posted 7:57 AM 2/5/08
I know he's old, I know it's fanboy fiction and I don't care. Indy, Indy, Indy!! Whoo Hoo!! Even if it sucks, a bad Spielberg film is better than most of the crap laid down on celluloid these days.
jackass penguin