Month Of May Latest Victim In 'Caspian' Finger-Pointing Volley
Posted by Seth at 5:55 AM on May 30, 2008
· Excuse-making for the lackluster Prince Caspian rides all the way up the corporate flagpole, with Disney president Bob Iger blaming the month of May. Sure, Bob—blame lunar cycles! Those made your movie suck. [THR]
· Live Nation has signed a deal with Facebook that will allow users to purchase concert tickets directly through their social networking site, with bonus features that allow you to status update ("...is loving the Stones despite Keith's left arm just falling off,") right from the event. [Variety]
· The search for America's Next Street-Smart Business Mogul is on, and 50 Cent will be your Tyra. Ooh, look everyone! Fitty Mail! [Variety]
· ABC orders Border Security, which they'll eventually sexy-up with far more intriguing title, To Catch a Potential Low-Wage Job-Jacking Predator. [Variety]
· Rainn Wilson will co-star in Transformers 2, in a part that will require him to bend over in a crop-top and low-riders to check the transmission of a Camaro, rendering Shia LaBeouf involuntarily tumescent with desire. [THR]

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CourageousCoward
Posted 6:38 AM 30/5/08
It's "Beware the Ides of March" Bob, not May.
CourageousCoward
enriquez the water bottle
Posted 6:28 AM 30/5/08
Rainn Wilson will co-star in Transformers 2, in a part that will require him to bend over in a crop-top and low-riders to check the transmission of a Camaro, rendering Shia LaBeouf involuntarily tumescent with desire.
Thank you, you've just killed my dick.
enriquez the water bottle
Lala11_7
Posted 10:43 PM 30/5/08
Okay...so, I'm an executive at "Big Time Movie Studio"...and I know that two REALLY HUGE FRIGGIN'MOVIES(which are, quite frankly...WAY COOLER THAN MINE) are opening up in the same time period as the movie that I WANT TO RELEASE...
So...what do I do? Let's see...what...DO...I...DO!!!
Oh...yeah...I release MY movie in the same time period as the OTHER TWO...
Another reason why you should NOT mix cocaine and business decisions...
Lala11_7