Megan Fox As Naked As Allowed By Canadian Film Regulation Law
Posted by Seth at 3:50 AM on May 13, 2008
Pictured, tropical-bird-whisperer and Transformers star Megan Fox on the set of Jennifer's Body, the Diablo Cody-penned, super-kinetic Raimian horror film currently shooting in Vancouver. Wet, trembling, and with only two flesh-coloured pasties (nothing to do with modesty, but actually a scripted wink to Cody's vocational past) preventing the full scope of her goodies from being on glorious display, it seems as though Fox, playing the film's bloodthirsty cheerleader protagonist, has mastered the "body" half of the title's equation. All that's left now is for her to tackle the tricky cadences of Cody's trademarked, Academy Award-winning dialogue, at which point the full of impact of lines like "Fried bologna is the bomb!" and "Slow down tardy slip. You sound like a sped," will earn the actress the Saturn nominations that have so eluded her until now.
The uncensored photo—very NSFW!—plus one more, is after the jump.


- Megan Fox Topless Pictures!!! [Egotastic]

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TryThisAtHome
Posted 4:37 AM 13/5/08
Saw Transformers on the TV this weekend. Am soooo glad I didn't pay cinema money for that. Megan Fox is cute, but girl needs to get some acting lessons.
TryThisAtHome
TheStarterWife
Posted 4:16 AM 13/5/08
Damn Canadian Band-Aids taking away work from American Band-Aids...
(Nice touch Seth.)
TheStarterWife
tailfeather
Posted 4:12 AM 13/5/08
I love completely awkward pictures of people doing things like emerging from the water all zombie-limbed.
tailfeather
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 4:08 AM 13/5/08
I would say those pics leave nothing to the imagination but that's not entirely true. I'm free to imagine her with purple plaid nipples if I so choose.
Sweet Panda Love
CourageousCoward
Posted 5:10 AM 13/5/08
Those Canadians! They're so...so...Europeanish!
Brian Austin Green you lucky bastard> You better hit that like a pinata while the hittin's good.
CourageousCoward
Dr. Spaceman
Posted 5:03 AM 13/5/08
I guess that water was, warm?
Dr. Spaceman
KingHater
Posted 5:03 AM 13/5/08
Women can legally go topless in public in certain provinces in Canada. So suck it, article caption.
KingHater
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:51 AM 13/5/08
@TryThisAtHome: She'll be OK. It's a Diablo Cody movie so it's not like acting is required.
Little Mintz Sunshine
migukin
Posted 4:46 AM 13/5/08
Wow is all I gotta say. She is the best looking starlet I've seen so far...I did like Emily Blunt in Charlie Wilson's War. Both are high on the va-va-va-voom scale.
migukin
TryThisAtHome
Posted 5:37 AM 13/5/08
@raincoaster: Freezing is an understatement. I tried to swim in the waters of Canada, and I am lucky that I lived to tell about it. Look how blurry the background is in that photo. She must be running at record speed to a warm fluffy towel.
TryThisAtHome
raincoaster
Posted 5:26 AM 13/5/08
@KingHater: Including BC.
BTW, that water is freezing. It is still damn cold and even in the height of summer the water here is chilly. Or should that be "nippy?"
raincoaster
Cultmember
Posted 6:00 AM 13/5/08
Glad to see she's not sporting the artificial "spice miner" complexion like in the Transformers.
Cultmember
sookie
Posted 6:44 AM 13/5/08
@CourageousCoward: nice rack, and i like the star tat on the ankle, but i'd like to see the muscle tone firmed up a bit---let's hit that weight room hon [mr green knows the way ;-)]
sookie
raincoaster
Posted 6:36 AM 13/5/08
@TryThisAtHome: When I go boogie boarding in August I have to wear a wetsuit and booties or I couldn't last even five minutes.
raincoaster
hummingpenguin
Posted 7:25 AM 13/5/08
@sookie: uh wow, lets get two pictures of you naked up here and see what we all have to say about them. damn.
hummingpenguin
Mike the Dog
Posted 7:25 AM 13/5/08
Very nice, but I have to take issue with the headline. I've seen non-sexual FFN (girl coming out of the water, no swimsuit or other clothing) on CBC at 3:00 or so on a weekend afternoon.
Mike the Dog
lionel-mandrake
Posted 7:17 AM 13/5/08
I'm curious, it's looks rather like she has two bellybuttons.
lionel-mandrake
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 8:52 AM 13/5/08
@TryThisAtHome: michael bay and whoever wrote the dreck needs lessons too.
bess marvin, girl detective
Piggah
Posted 10:05 AM 13/5/08
@TryThisAtHome: Waters of Canada? Where exactly. I love how Canada, which is bigger than the US, is AAALLLL the same, but some dink south of the border will prattle on about the myriad subtle differences between the Carolinas.
Piggah
Piggah
Posted 10:01 AM 13/5/08
@Mike the Dog:
I'm disappointed that none of our American friends have yet taken this opportunity to make their hillarious and insightful 'hockey-and maple-syrup' jokes. Please crack a book.
Piggah
KittyCarlisle
Posted 6:48 PM 13/5/08
@Piggah
yeah, but all of Canada (America's Hat!) is located north of Washington and Maine. See, it's farther North...so the water's colder....
Canada! Leading the world in being just North of America.
(But the Living Room in Vancouver was my favorite when I lived in Kits Beach. And you guys jog in the rain!)
Sorry, just trying to fill in the Canada jokes not posted by my countrymen.
KittyCarlisle
bowleen
Posted 3:04 AM 14/5/08
@Mike the Dog: Ya, we're pretty liberal that way. I think City TV pushed the boundries to where they are now.
@Piggah: Are you sure you're Canadian? You sound really uptight...
bowleen
Piggah
Posted 5:14 AM 14/5/08
@BIG WHEEL: I'm not usually so pissy, but this crap just sets me off.
I guess it's a common ailment up here as we've been banging our heads against American ignorance for so long. I have no problem with Canada jokes, and sorry to kill the funny, but please come up with something new. In regards to the 'Canada is sooo cold all the time', my childhood saw many summer days at 40 degrees. That's about 110 in The King's Measurements that only America and some other third-worlders use.
And yeah, I know it's just a dumb blog.
Piggah
kylo4
Posted 8:15 AM 14/5/08
A lot of people have been waiting a long time to see this. That is all I will say.
kylo4
raincoaster
Posted 9:29 AM 14/5/08
@Piggah: See, you just have to lower your expectations for Americans. As long as they can walk on their hind legs, I think they're doing fine.
You know, for Americans.
raincoaster
UnklStinky
Posted 12:33 PM 14/5/08
Oh, and Megan Fox is really hot.
UnklStinky
UnklStinky
Posted 12:32 PM 14/5/08
@Piggah:
I really like and respect Canadians as a people and Canada as a nation (Hey, I even was engaged to a woman from Toronto. It's true! But I wised up and married a girl from L.A.).
You, on the other hand, are not so cool and clearly DO have a problem with "Canada jokes." I want to see your point, but your obnoxiousness (which you obviously caught from some dink south of the border) makes that impossible.
Now that you've dropped the gloves, which will get you an extra two minutes on an "instigator" penalty, let's be honest: Canada, despite it's size advantage over the lower 48, has the United States to thank for not being a Russian possession. Love your national health system, hate your inferiority complex, which is clearly on display in your posts.
And, having lived in both the Carolinas, I have the experience to confirm there are many differences between them: you know, just like how the Tim Hortons doughnut shops and PetroCanada stations up in Saskatoon are totally different than those in Winnipeg.
There are plenty of Americans who are super smart -- who do you think bought all those Anne Murray records in the 70's? Had enough? -- because I am quite through "crushing your head." Crush, crush.
UnklStinky
raincoaster
Posted 1:48 PM 14/5/08
@UnklStinky: Okay, I'm letting that stand, but ONLY because of the closer.
raincoaster
StevieRayHalen
Posted 2:45 PM 14/5/08
@TryThisAtHome:
what
do
you
mean
acting?
oh.
my.
god.
my
Rabbit
Dildo
is turning
into
a
full-sized
Chevy
Camaro.
kewl. and stuff.
StevieRayHalen
Piggah
Posted 5:54 AM 15/5/08
@UnklStinky: I wasn't going to, but I'm bored at work.
1) I'm pretty sure I acknowledged the harshness of my previous posts, so you're the one being obnoxious.
2)You'd like to see my point, but can't because I'm obnoxoius. More like you can clearly see my fairly simple point, but have chosen to write a bunch of crap in response because I dared challenge the perceptions of Americans.
3)The only nation that has tried to annex Canada is the US. You also characterize Canada as having an inferiority complex. You are incorrect. This implies we are mentally troubled by the inherent greatness of the US. What you are picking up on is mostly the long-standing frustration some of us feel with living next to a loud, arrogant, violent neighbor. I will concede, however, that our culture has been damaged by the low expectations we've set for ourselves in light of this (see CanCon rules).
I also love our health care system despite its imperfections.
Not that it matters, but the area of Canada is greater than all 50 states combined, not just the lower 48.
4)When I was speaking of difference, I was adressing the tendency for some to assume that Canada is one homogenous mass with no difference in regional climate and culture. Who said anything about gas stations and donuts? Unless that's your perception of Canadian culture, in which case you have no real business commenting on Canada. See, that's why I said crack a book. There's more than just hockey and maple syrup (which is really only produced in a small part of central Canada).
5) I never said Americans are stupid, just a bit ignorant when it comes to their neighbors, that's all.
In fact, some of my heroes are American.
Honestly, what I am really hoping for is an America the rest of the world will once again want to be associated with and one that is the 'Arsenal of Democracy' as Churchhill put it. I don't really care who you elect, but please, no more dullards.
In closing, (sorry about the wordmass) I have to thank you for your somewhat thoughtful and funny response, not the usual "OH YEAH, WE'LL BOMB YER ASSSSSS!!" response I usually get from Americans.
Piggah