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Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mummy Gay?'
Posted by Molly Friedman at 2:00 AM on May 8, 2008
Madonna can pretty much do whatever she wants at this point and the world will shrug its shoulders, whether she's assaulting Justin Timberlake with needles or spreading her soon-to-be-50-year old legs on album covers. But the vocally-challenged icon has taken her recent trip down memory lane as a pansexual nympho to new heights by inviting a female fan on stage during her concert last night and pulling a repeat performance of Madonna And Britney Spit Swap. Why? As she put it, "Why do I have this relationship with France? I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people...Vive la France!" A closer look at the kiss step by step, plus suddenly gorgeous daughter Lourdes' reaction, after the jump.
Madonna's first performance in Paris in over ten years was predictably packed with props and gimmicks, like opening her set while seated in a regal throne-like seat, "twirling a magician's wand," and impressively managing to strut through numbers while wearing six-inch heels (a trick she may have picked up from BFF Gwyneth's new slutty facade?). But with all the crowd's enthusiasm and Madge's ability to spark sexual controversy after all these years, there's one teensy bit of sad news: "After that kiss, her daughter Lourdes asked her Material Mum if she were gay." While we don't know how Madonna responded, we like to think she pulled an old copy of her Sex book off the shelves, opened it up to this image, and said, "Does that look gay to you, honey?"
[Photo credits: Wireimage]
- MADONNA LOVES TO 'FRENCH THE FRENCH' [Sydney Morning Herald]
- MADONNA KISSES ANOTHER WOMAN (AGAIN!) [Us]
Tags: britney spears | christina aguilera | frenching the french | gawker | hard candy | justin timberlake | lourdes | madonna | sex | top | wireimage
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
stevie
Posted May 10, 2008 2:55 PM
Once again, ugly people jealous, that they wish they were half as hot and half as popular. Some losers are really sad
lolacat(ΩΜ)
Posted 2:48 AM 8/5/08
As if Madonna would ever touch the unwashed masses.
lolacat(ΩΜ)
Road_Rash
Posted 2:35 AM 8/5/08
*yawn*
Road_Rash
Mabimab
Posted 2:26 AM 8/5/08
@CourageousCoward: Sofia Boutella, I think.
[www.drownedmadonna.com]
Mabimab
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:22 AM 8/5/08
@Mabimab: Yep. Backup dancer; not a random audience member ('cause she knows where the dancer's tongue has been?)
CourageousCoward
as_per_usual
Posted 2:22 AM 8/5/08
they have gelflings in france?
also? the champagne makes it classy. or love. i forget which.
as_per_usual
City_Dater
Posted 2:19 AM 8/5/08
"No, Honey, just trying desperately to seem even halfway interesting."
City_Dater
rose0red
Posted 2:18 AM 8/5/08
Now she likes the French? Does that mean she's going to have a fake French accent now?
rose0red
Mabimab
Posted 2:12 AM 8/5/08
That's her backup dancer, right?
Mabimab
Dusty in the Wind
Posted 3:05 AM 8/5/08
Momm's not gay, honey.
Just a full-service ho.
Dusty in the Wind
Dusty in the Wind
Posted 3:04 AM 8/5/08
Vanilla Ice.. oh, no, you're never gonna live that down...
Dusty in the Wind
Shadowy Figure
Posted 2:50 AM 8/5/08
Barbara Walters is edgier these days.
Shadowy Figure
Benovite
Posted 2:49 AM 8/5/08
@Mabimab: Yep, and who wouldn't want to kiss Sofia Boutella??
Benovite
nick_r
Posted 3:25 AM 8/5/08
Lourdes is 12 years old and Madonna's daughter, and yet she's ignorant of the concept of totally straight girl-girl kisses for attention?
No, I have no joke to follow that with. I'm just really impressed that her mom has raised her that well.
nick_r
kahri
Posted 3:24 AM 8/5/08
meh, old irrelevant lady kisses hotter younger girl for attention. And thousands of old irrelevant fans go nuts.
kahri
BrandonGK
Posted 3:14 AM 8/5/08
NSFW that Vanilla Ice pic, Defamer I nearly got fired from my job at the porn hut!
BrandonGK
BoHan
Posted 3:43 AM 8/5/08
Yeah, it is the silly back-up dancer, not some random fan. Too bad facts don't matter much anymore. This is about as random as the Britney kiss.
BoHan
CopyofBlueboy
Posted 3:41 AM 8/5/08
Ah, yes. She's sucked the life-force out of another willing victim.
CopyofBlueboy
Leviticus_71
Posted 4:28 AM 8/5/08
@as_per_usual: HA! Stupid Gelflings. Does Madonna protect the Dark Crystal?
Leviticus_71
NoWireHangers
Posted 4:26 AM 8/5/08
Way to be controversial Madonna. Wearing Crocs would have been the more scandalous deed.
NoWireHangers
rose0red
Posted 4:26 AM 8/5/08
@nick_r: Except now she's 12 and she's straight girls kissing for attention...and one of them is her MOM. That would have given me serious nightmares at that age...
rose0red
winniemc
Posted 5:01 AM 8/5/08
This is just like the parody of Madonna that Roseanna Arquette did on "Medium" two weeks ago.... except sadly, not a parody.
winniemc
RunawayGallery
Posted 3:58 AM 8/5/08
From the main page I could have sworn she was making out with Pete Wentz.
RunawayGallery
Benovite
Posted 7:03 AM 8/5/08
What's wrong with being worldly? Or is someone, especially a [legendary]musician, supposed to be limited to Sunset blvd?
Benovite
Oxytone
Posted 6:55 AM 8/5/08
So, bitch went from "Oh, I feel Spanish!" to pseudo Brit, and now she feels this affinity to the French? What a cultural chameleon she is. I guess she'll be calling herself Madame now.
Oxytone
pdn
Posted 6:50 AM 8/5/08
Given the spectacular downward spiral Grandma's last lesbian liplock sent Britney into, can we keep some paps on this chick, just to see if the curse continues?
pdn
gwendolyn
Posted 7:58 AM 8/5/08
@Oxytone: Then I shall begin referring to as FiFi when I do refer to her, which is never.
gwendolyn
sundaeg1rl
Posted 7:49 AM 8/5/08
BFY. Big Fucking YAWN.
@NoWireHangers: Crocs AND a 90s shell suit would be amazing. I am off to see if I can't work this out in Photoshop...
sundaeg1rl
majikthise
Posted 2:31 AM 9/5/08
With yet another #1 album out, I hardly think she's "irrelevant".
majikthise
katekate
Posted 4:09 AM 9/5/08
@BrandonGK: Do you really need a NSFW warning about an image from Madonna's sex book?
katekate
lrubemp
Posted 5:43 AM 11/5/08
Ooh, won't Madge piss off Mother Superior this time! (Giggle)
lrubemp