‘Living Lohan’ Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All

We rarely take a moment to thank E!’s Department of Reality-Based Famewhoring Enterprises for the excellent work they do, giving the egregiously underpublicized—everyone from the Kardashian girls to Denise Richards—a weekly hour to, well, just be. So, thanks! But with Living Lohan (why does that title remind us of a disease-awareness billboard campaign? “I’ve been Living Lohan for 7 years now, but Lohan isn’t living me,”) they’ve truly outdone themselves, giving Dina Lohan the vehicle we know she’s wanted and deserved all along. In this preview clip, the celebrity mumabler is captured in medias crisis-control, berating an online tabloid concern for publishing blurry photos of her most successful accomplishment in a compromising, probably accurate situation; watching this fierce tigress protect her largely unemployable, fur-coat-swiping cubs is truly a sight to behold.

• Living Lohan [E Online]