Living La Vida Lohan

· Get ready for the summer of exploitation on E! If Denise Richards or Dating Nightmares doesn’t do it for ya, might we interest you in the White Oprah and her fame-starved daughter Ali? Nothing warms our cockles like the sight of a table full of sycophantic slags toasting a 14-year-old’s non-existant career with champagne! [E!]
· What better way to honour Bea Arthur on her birthday than by counting down her 10 best moments? [BWE]
· Videogum is on the hunt for TWMOAT. What’s that, you ask? The Worst Movie Of All-Time, natch. [Videogum]
· While the hot Muppet meme of the moment seems to be Sad Kermit singing “Needle In The Hay”, we here at Defamer HQ vastly prefer Miss Piggy’s tribute to “Fuck The Pain Away.” [YouTube via Fimoculous]
· Larry Levine, the recording engineer who helped bring Phil Spector’s “Wall Of Sound” to life, passed away at the age of 80. Roll down your windows and play The Ronettes’ “Be My Baby” extra loud tonight in his honour. [LAT]