Lindsay Lohan's Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again
When it comes to the art of stealing boyfriends, no one does it better than Lindsay Lohan. As Star reports in their current issue, the blood-sucking barer of flesh successfully seduced her former slim fast buddy Nicole Richie's fiance this weekend. And her timing is suspiciously awful, considering new mum Richie is said to be sorely missing her party girl past. As a source tells Star:
"Joel Madden spent a boozy night partying with Lindsay...Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers."
As delighted as we are that recent gossip about Lohan has involved nudity and boys rather than drugs and DUIs, her fetish for robbing frenemies of their boyfriends is a long-standing Lohanism. We look back at some of her most classic crimes of passion after the jump.
We tend to think Lohan's habit of man-theft all started with that infamous catfight she had with Hilary Duff over Aaron Carter (yes, really, there was a time when he was the cat's pajamas) , who supposedly cheated on Lohan with the blonde teenybopper. But that one incident hardly justifies Lindsay's rap sheet since then:
May 2006: It's hard to feel bad for fellow seductress Paris Hilton, but her lovey dovey relationship with Stavros Niarchos (what ever happened to that guy by the way?) came to an abrupt end after Lohan was spotted "dirty dancing" with him at a club.
October 2007: After pissing off Paris, Lindsay took her fetish up a notch while in rehab, where she met and began dating snowboarder Riley Giles. The only problem? He was engaged to some poor girl in Utah at the time.
January 2008: And as recently as January, Lohan was linked to Adrian Grenier while big-bottomed girl Kim Kardashian was allegedly dating the Entourage star.
February 2008: Just one month later, Lindsay brought out her Paris-hating claws once again, managing to win the fight over girly song-singer James Blunt.
9:40 AM on Thu May 15 2008
by Molly Friedman



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why doesn't the stupid woman go and find herself her own superhero [www.gofrostfire.com]
lind777
OMG, their heads were practically touching?!?! You don't say! Then, by my deduction, they're either about to run away together or they both turned to look at Samantha Ronson at the exact same time. Give me a break, if this is now proof of macking on someone's man then I once simultaneously seduced an entire mosh pit a Lollapalooza (college... I was so young care-free then).
Queerbot
It's all a plot by Joel to extort some money from the Bradys. Whiplash, my ass!
Quick, Ronson, drop some heavy books and see if Joel turns his head really fast.
MartyPants
Better that she steals a BF than a fur coat.
You can't get arrested for stealing a BF or BF for that matter, but a fur coat is grand larceny.
Face girls, wouldn't you rather find out now he's gonna dump you for a skank, than later?
Greasy Thumb Guzik
I call Lohanigans on this story.
BAngieB
Yeah, what about her GF??
Adele H
Well, The Star is a model of journalistic integrity, isn't it.
It's also good for lining bird cages.
pixie-stix
Does Lohan fly all over the world just to make out with people and wreck relationships? I thought she was broke.
Juancho
She just heard someone say "Joel Madden" and "blow" in the same sentence and she was all over it. It's NOT what you think.
shag_carpet_bomb
What about her gf?
Miss Anne Thrope
Ew. Does anyone really ever want James Blunt's sloppy seconds?
kookla
LEGS PRACTICALLY TOUCHING! OMG THE SCANDALLLLLLL!!!111
I don't buy it. The Maddens are notoriously straight-laced. That picture looks like she's checking to see if he's still breathing, not like she's seducing him.
But if Star says it's true....
HotpantsMalone
as hard as i try to be snarky about this whole affair, all i can think about is what a douchebag Madden is for sabotaging his relationship w/ Nicole & Harlow
EuroDad
Who cares about Stavros -- what I want to know is, where the hell is Boy Paris??
RocketRockit