Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey
New roommates Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are currently on a jaunt to Europe to shop, enjoy Paris in the springtime and to suck each other's blood. Seen out and about pretending to visit museums while really just trying on clothes and doing who-knows-what behind the dressing room doors, one half of the uber-couple made a wrong turn by flashing the paparazzi some neck. And while we haven't had to don a turtleneck to cover up hickeys in quite some time, memory serves to confirm that yes, one of the BFFs appears to be sporting one massive bite mark. So who's the sucker and who's the suckee?
Predictably, given previous claims from ex-sack partners that Lohan is some sort of kinky nympho, plus her history of sporting casts and cuts as fashion statements, it looks as though Ronson was bottom on the receiving end. Of course, Ronson could have either gotten the newly trendy vampire bruise from someone else, or maybe a Parisian woman swung a handbag at her assuming she was just another street-living hobo in those clothes. But Lohan does have a notably sharp pair of chompers, and what's the big deal about a little passionate neck nibble between friends?
[Photo credits: Splash]
6:40 AM on Wed May 14 2008
by Molly Friedman
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Question
Hi David,
I`m wondering if you know of a way to get rid of "violin player`s hickey"? I`m tired of looking like someone held a vacuum cleaner to my neck on the place where my violin sits. Do you think I need a different chin rest? Thanks...
Tina
Answer
Hi Tina, I know exactly what you're talking about, unfortunately to my knowledge the only way to get rid of the mark on your neck is to stop playing the violin for a time. At All-State, I have seen the best players with such marks, and to be honest I don't think I've ever seen a decent player without a mark! A different chin rest is not likely to change the problem other than to perhaps create a new mark. One thing that may reduce the problem is to cut small pieces of Dr. Scholls "Molefoam" and place them on the troublesome areas of the chin rest, a few players do this but it isn't exactly visually appealing, more like a last resort procedure. I think that the mark is mainly due to the existence of certain points of pressure from holding the violin up, something that is only natural when playing. In the meantime, if you're going out and don't want it to show, you might try make up, but then again being a guy means that make up is anything but my area of expertise, and as a woman I'm sure you already considered the idea.
bichon
Just said right before the creation of that hickey; immediately before Linds unleashed Carlos the wonder strap-on on Sam:
"I'm making 'fetch' happen."
AriseChicken
@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Femmes are usually tops.
BAngieB
That's not a hickey. Sam is a violinist.
GinaRomantica
I love them. And, admittedly am a little jealous. I haven't wanted to wear a love bite with pride in a while. Sigh...
Queerbot
Lindsay: "My dad used to do this to my neck... you'll like it..."
StevieRayHalen
@Benovite: It's Lohan. I'm betting the gimmick is that the leggings only go to the top of the thigh, then have "air panties".
raincoaster
I can just imagine how much of a global impact Lindsay Lohan is trying to make with her new line of leggings.
Today Robertson blvd, tomorrow... Robertson blvd to Pico!
Benovite
@Leviticus_71: @Oldboy: i never had neck sex with that skank
el smrtmnky
@Leviticus_71: Yes, I concur. Thats a monkey bite, by gosh!
Oldboy
I wear headphones everyday and to date have not received anything close to looking like a hickey from them. Those are chompers.
Leviticus_71
I think it's cute they are acting like 16 year olds in love. Good for them.
BowlingForDollars
Man, that hat must be skanky.
Miss Anne Thrope
@NoWireHangers: Heh heh. As cinematic fame slips away, she elects for fame as a rogue biological weapons laboratory.
WGARefugee
@Benovite: Damn you, broccoli!
CourageousCoward
I can also attest that the marks are from the crackpipe that was taped to the headphones that Lohan tried to bite off.
Benovite
If Lindz keeps sporting crotch constricting tights in the hot LA sun she's going to be giving her girlfriend more than a hicky.
Sam, stock up on the cranberry juice.
NoWireHangers
Okay, didn't they just have some sort of blowout (not out of blow, blowout?) And now they're in Paris together? Ah, young love.
Regarding the "hickey" - Sam is a DJ and that mark on her neck is from the headphones. Sorry gossip queens.
CourageousCoward
That's not a hickey, those are crack-pipe burns.
Old No.7
I thought Sam would be the top.
Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka