Lindsay Lohan And The Case Of The Fur Burglar
You know what sounds good right about now? No, besides a few glasses of Glenmorangie. Yep, that's right, a mouthwatering Dirt Sandwich. Defamer's resident Sandwich Artist, Molly McAleer, spent all week combing through oodles and oodles of high-calibre celebrity infotainment programming in search of the tastiest ingredients this side of a fresh crop of salvia. This week's installment features Prince William's rapidly eroding hairline, TMZ's (imagined) kidnapping of Paris Hilton, David Foster's truly brutal verbal pummeling of Idol reject Jason Castro and, of course, Lindsay Lohan's minknapping incident (which, naturally, Dina Lohan chalks up as part of the vast media conspiracy against her eldest daughter). Enjoy!
You know what sounds good right about now? No, besides a few glasses of Glenmorangie. Yep, that's right, a mouthwatering Dirt Sandwich. Defamer's resident Sandwich Artist,
10:40 AM on Sat May 10 2008
by Mark Graham
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Fur Burger was mt favorite pron in college. All seventies-ish and hairy. Also a stage whisper before every sex scene. "Fur Burger" sounds super hot when it's whispered.
Leviticus_71
Unless someone was selling fur coats inside that club, theft is the only conclusion one can reach when we consider the fact that LiLo walked into the bar wearing a black trench coat and walked out hours later with a mink coat.
Just saying, we ain't stupid, Dina.
iAlreadyHateYou
@CamelToe: I read it the same way. But if it's wrong, I don't want to be right.
masterdebater
@CamelToe: Actually, that's what's left in the shower drain BEFORE LiLo et al head out on the town to drunkenly expose themselves to the paps.
Whiteboyfunfark
Is it bad that I read it "fur burger"?
CamelToe
am i the only one who saw a different word upon seeing the phrase "fur burglar"? yes, my mind's in the gutter today.
DrAftershave