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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Officially Make Lesbianism Chic
Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:15 AM on May 30, 2008
Our favourite moment from the first episode of Living Lohan was when a giggly Ali Lohan said "I wanna be like Lindsay" in a very rehearsed, gun-to-her-head sort of way. Whichever puppet master that yanked her strings successfully managed to pull the transformation off, but not in the way we'd hoped. Rather than passing out in SUVs and borrowing some of Lindsay's many cokepants for a quick crash and burn, little Ali appears to be moving in on Lindsay's girl. As the Lohan/Ronson romance spread their tattooed and hickey-scarred wings to New York yesterday, the gruesome twosome turned into an even more gruesome threesome, as Ali joined the honeymooners on shopping trips and lunch dates. But Ali may not gain entrance into the private club of two — you see, the psychic geniuses at the NY Post have already gone ahead and prepared for Lindsay's official coming out. Their case for Lohan As Lesbian, plus sources' details on the fact that "they're definitely dating," after the jump.
As one source tells the Daily Mail, "They're definitely dating. It's been going on for a long time now - they've been together casually for about a year." And just in case this alleged source is not to be trusted (as per usual), we always have Momager/Pimp extraordinaire Dina Lohan to chip in her two cents (again, as per usual): "Lindsay's mother Dina appears to have given the 30-year-old...her seal of approval. She said: 'Samantha's a sweetheart. She's great - and she's the best spinner around.'" Oh, Dina. Spinner? Really? Well, at least she didn't say "wheels of steel"...
As for the Post, they've decided this "relationship" is one of the smartest public image improvements Lindsay's made in years. And we have to agree with their point: these days, being a full-out lesbian is far cooler than dating Greek heirs and annoying has-beens with names like Wilmer. Girl-on-girl hickies top greasy reality show host fuck-and-tellers any day.
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CourageousCoward
Posted 6:54 AM 30/5/08
Although if Lindsay is a lesbian, it would go a long way towards explaining her wardrobe choices lately (the girl wears more flannel than a lumberjack!)
CourageousCoward
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 6:38 AM 30/5/08
So much progress and now Lindsay sends gay lib right down the crapper. I smell a Galaxina, er, Heche in the works.
Whiteboyfunfark
CourageousCoward
Posted 6:37 AM 30/5/08
"she's the best spinner around. Oh, Dina. Spinner? Really? Well, at least she didn't say "wheels of steel"..."
I don't think that's what Dina meant by "spinner."
CourageousCoward
hughman
Posted 6:36 AM 30/5/08
says Dina "Sam reminds me of a young Casey Kasem!"
hughman
NoWireHangers
Posted 7:41 AM 30/5/08
@CourageousCoward: Lindsay will slowly morph into Sam (and Sam into Lindsay) as their love deepens. Then once that plateaus, the relationship has 6 months tops before it's over forever. That's usually the way it goes with lesbians.
NoWireHangers
psych101
Posted 8:17 AM 30/5/08
@NoWireHangers: Not what i understand. I thought the joke about U-Hauls and lesbians was written for a reason.
Have my GLBT stereotypes failed me?!
psych101
mr.Man
Posted 8:16 AM 30/5/08
Am I the only one who imagines Lindsey bouncing in a nanosecond if Sam wasn't a hard-core trust fund baby? Given LiLo's $$$ situation, I imagine one of them is picking up ALL of the checks.
As soon as CAA squeezes a six-figure payday out of whomever can get her bonded, my guess is Lindsay's back on her old diet of Random Dudes. Especially now that she's kicked that money-Hoovering Chateau Marmont off her back.
mr.Man
NoWireHangers
Posted 9:07 AM 30/5/08
@psych101: We're both right. It's like that movie Single White Female, but minus the violence.
NoWireHangers
Countess of Querulousness
Posted 10:44 AM 30/5/08
I hope whatever their relationship they are both happy and in a supportive atmosphere.
Countess of Querulousness
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 11:22 AM 30/5/08
Lindsay will get bored.
Miss Anne Thrope
diptutod
Posted 12:46 PM 30/5/08
@Whiteboyfunfark: "sends gay lib right down the crapper" by...being in a relationship with another woman? if bisexuality were as illegitimate as you're trying to suggest, there wouldn't be a B in LGBT.
diptutod
Molly Friedman
Posted 12:26 PM 31/5/08
@CourageousCoward: @NoWireHangers: Yes, yes, I did come very close to inserting a few Sit And Spin jokes in there, but there comes a time (approximately once every two months), when we must take a moment to protect the Defamer Toddler Demographic from visions of LiLo and Sam having scissor sex.
Molly Friedman
Shazzer
Posted 4:15 AM 3/6/08
I think a more accurate (and snarky) headline would have been: "Lesbianism remains chic *in spite* of LiLo's fling with Samantha Ronson."
Shazzer