Learning How To Take Drugs With Mercedes Corby & Friends!

With such an excellent cast of bogans characters, it’s not surprising that Mercedes “Bong Smoking Sister Of Schapelle” Corby’s defamation trial (versus Channel Seven) will be ripe with choice quotes.

Well, the latest is a faintly hilarious “Taking Drugs 101″ lesson between Corby’s estranged pal Jodie Power’s friend Dana Richie and Corby’s QC.

Asked by Stuart Littlemore QC, for Ms Corby, how she recalled Ms Corby taking the amphetamines, Richie said: “Through the nose and through a tube from the line.”

Off what surface, Mr Littlemore asked, the carpet?

“Obviously not, because you wouldn’t be able to get the particles out of a carpet,” Ms Richie, 37, said via videolink from Bendigo, Victoria.

Yeah, der fred, Mr Littlemore, get with the program! Next you’ll be suggesting snorting it off a dunny seat that’s been sprayed with WD-40! Gosh!

The trial continues – and I’m looking forward to the next edition of adults only Play School.