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Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:30 AM on May 17, 2008
Looks like it's time to reopen the case of Suri Cruise and the Toxic Scientology Bottles. After seeing this photo of Katie Holmes and her tiny dancer, we couldn't help but notice the presence of an actual sippy cup. Why is this news so glorious? You see, most babies tend to go from nipple to bottle to sippy cup to the wine glass you're currently holding. But Hubbard's Parenting Book tells Scientology mums like Holmes to rot their kids' teeth with honey instead, a method Holmes had been following obediently. But before we could celebrate Suri's freedom and Katie's long-awaited rebellion against Overlord Tom and his disco-dancing minions, Cruise suddenly descended on their escape attempt clutching an asbestos-stuffed rabbit that made Suri cry. The dramatic series of events, in pictures, after the jump.
As it turns out, Katie and Suri picked an odd moment to make their escape. True, the pair were allowed to take tap dancing lessons together without supervision, but they were on the set of Tom's Other Child Connor's big break in (coincidence!) Cruise BFF Will Smith's new movie. And, as we can see, Tom hardly let his girls get very far before swooping in from his perch atop a trailer and distracting Suri with a pink bunny. Katie appears to put up a halfhearted fight for a moment, but Tom predictably wins the battle, removing Suri from her escape wagon and most likely, plucking that sippy cup from her little hands and crushing it with his famous air-punching fist.
[Photo credits: X17]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
L.Fraud Hubbard
Posted May 19, 2008 11:13 PM
Katie my dear girl, take your kids and run! Run fast! Run far! Trust me. You! do not want to be there when the Mothership arrives, and they find out that everybody is learning about the many crimes committed by the CO$, there's gonna be HELL to pay!! XENU IS NOT PLEASED!!
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,972865,00.html Time Magazine Cover Story
saah
Posted May 20, 2008 5:34 PM
It going to be a sad family when children become adults and some of them suddenly see scientology for what it is. Tom is going to declare them SPs and they will never see their mum again. But I hope it also leads to him understanding what he is doing to his family.
Gary
Posted May 21, 2008 4:26 PM
Molly, I think you're taking the: "Well-behaved women rarely make history." quote too far. This article is shameful - an out and out attempt to wrongly characterize and demean people. Is it an attempt for you to "make history"? In an attempt to up readership - generate controversy? Make "your mark" by "being brave" and doing your part to damage the reputation of Scientology, Tom and Katie so as to save the world from them? Grow up! Get real! If someone bet you $100,000 that Katie wasn't trying to escape, and gave you the opportunity to spend a month by her side to see what was really going on, you know you wouldn't take the bet, because you'd lose. Don't think that people don't see through what you're doing. Why not write a real article about your thoughts without the pretense or coy joking. If your going to be a hater in your heart, don't disguise it as cute journalism.
Jay
Posted May 21, 2008 5:28 PM
What a hateful little man you are.
Saint
Posted May 21, 2008 9:31 PM
Surely there has to be a limit of how much the PRESS can do to a person as that person goes about as normal a life as can be gotten in todays society and try to live their life!
Princess Dianna is probably the the worst example of that harrasment! But then Australia really showed how to harrass one of their own kind, Heath Ledger!
SO much so he left Australia and moved to the USA after he was driven out of his home country to another by the Australian Press....and maybe , You just maybe if he had not been driven out of his homeland Australia he might still be with us today!
But the relentless attack on Katie Holmes and her Husband Tom Cruise and not to mention their child
Suri and the press attack on a defenceless child begs the question.... WHAt kind of human species are you!? Defamer I include you!?
How do we really describe you lot!? Is it "Hyena" the correct description!? Or just plain "VULTURE"? What ever it is you engage in probably the lowest form of employment . " Kicking and Kicking anyone as long as the money keeps coming in!
I reckon you are the worst of the human traits! I'd say if DIck Cheyney gave approvals to do torture in Iraq then thats what you guys aspire to ! Torture via the Press and I'd dare say Dick Cheyney is your kind of guy! And maybe you might want to GO Duck Shooting with him! Well Katie is a sitting Duck!
DominoFrost
Posted May 25, 2008 2:11 AM
Tommy Cruise might have been in Co$ too long to not see that he might be an abuser just like the evil little elf running the show... Still no excuse to let your child grow up in that environment. Crazy is as crazy does.
Wheel of Power and Control:
http://www.letswrap.com/dvinfo/wheel.htm
The Ronbot Hunter
Posted May 29, 2008 11:12 PM
There is a law of Nature or law of God called “Physiological Reactions” that is the true secret behind Scientology’s Dianectic study technology.
The LRH discovered that when you passed a misunderstood word—you manifested many reactions of various types: Yawning, sleepiness, not there feeling, dizziness, blurry eyes, nervousness and dozens more.
Being the liar that he was, he claimed that Dianetics was “‘his” invention and not a law of God; he hid the fact that it is our human inheritance since time began.
Granted that his power of obnosis was the best in the world, his crime against humanity was to make a “religion” based upon the falsehood, that it was his invention or creation and not a law of God.
There is an EBOOK that explains and reveals the dark and evil secrets of this cult and a few others.
It teaches a person the ways of natural self-healing and also exposes this cult for the thieves that they are.
Go to: http://selfhealingdata.com/
There you will learn to self-heal and learn how to expose the crimes of Scientology.
The Ronbot Hunter.
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