Kat Von D Now Fucking Nikki Sixx

· LA Ink star and flaming Star of David tattoo-conceptualizer Kat Von D stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! with her mum and new boyfriend, Nikki Sixx, in tow. Above, she proudly displays the love note Sixx drunkenly etched upon her right shoulder. Oh well—a growling panther head should cover that up nicely. [Jimmy Kimmel Live]
· The pregnant transgendered man has sold his life story, working title Love Makes A Family: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy, to St. Martin’s Press. We already have some casting ideas for the inevitable movie: No, not Cillian “Peacock” Murphy, he’s too obvious. We’re thinking Gyllenhaal! (Both of them.) [HuffPo]
· “What happened to that guy?! ‘Cause if that guy came back he could totally put it in me.” No truer words have ever been spoken, Livejournal user fatherleary. [ONTD]
· Thomas Dekker: The Sashay Chante Chronicles, Part Deux: “You think you own me, left half of my zip-up sweater? Just. You. Watch.” [Just Jared]
· Everyone wins on this season’s American Idol—even the never-rans: Josiah Leming, the emo kid runaway who lived in his car and saw his dreams smothered by a heartless, Paula-led tribunal, gets signed by freaking Warner Bros. Records. [Reuters]