Jules Lund Is Full Of Effusive Praise For ‘Hole In The Wall’
Given what an amazing year two-thousand-and-great has been for Channel Nine so far, it seems fitting that they are now pinning their second-half-of-the-year hopes on bonkers “game” show, Hole In The Wall.
Fittingly, they have also employed perma-tanned knob Jules Lund to host the show, and boy, isn’t he selling it!
The show will feature “celeb” contestants including Candice Falzon, Rob “Millsy” Mills and Warwick Capper.“It’s absurd, it’s silly, it’s mindless, therefore I’m perfect to host it,” joked Lund.
“Joked”? Oh, I think Dr Freud would beg to differ, Julesy!
Seriously, who is in charge of programming decisions at Nine? How can one station get it so, so wrong, time and time again? Their dedication to extreme shitness is really reaching mind boggling levels!
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Would that be a ‘glory-hole in the wall’, Jules? Thought so.
Isn’t ‘hole in the wall’ a reference to what goes on in male toilet blocks in public parks? Or is it ‘glory hole’? Anyway, I would probably actually watch a game show that involved a contestant having to guess which male celebrity’s erect penis was poking through the wall.
What a steaming heap this show looks like, maybe it will break the Monster House record of two episodes and not make it past the stupid commercial. Ch9’s cheap TV strategy makes me ask myself, ‘Is this country full of f’kin idiots’. Who would want to watch that crap?
i accidentally saw some of this steaming turd while flicking channels & caught a glimpse of Tim Smith in his skintight silver space suit, first the fat ass, then the gonads, dear god Noooooooooo! please Nine, be a bit more humane! i might have nightmares now…
who is the woman life saver?