Jules Lund Is Full Of Effusive Praise For 'Hole In The Wall'
Given what an amazing year two-thousand-and-great has been for Channel Nine so far, it seems fitting that they are now pinning their second-half-of-the-year hopes on bonkers "game" show, Hole In The Wall.
Fittingly, they have also employed perma-tanned knob Jules Lund to host the show, and boy, isn't he selling it!
The show will feature "celeb" contestants including Candice Falzon, Rob "Millsy" Mills and Warwick Capper."Joked"? Oh, I think Dr Freud would beg to differ, Julesy!"It's absurd, it's silly, it's mindless, therefore I'm perfect to host it," joked Lund.
Seriously, who is in charge of programming decisions at Nine? How can one station get it so, so wrong, time and time again? Their dedication to extreme shitness is really reaching mind boggling levels!
Would that be a 'glory-hole in the wall', Jules? Thought so.
Isn't 'hole in the wall' a reference to what goes on in male toilet blocks in public parks? Or is it 'glory hole'? Anyway, I would probably actually watch a game show that involved a contestant having to guess which male celebrity's erect penis was poking through the wall.