Sometimes a new celebrity hookup will bare its ugly-bumping face, and you're just not sure who to feel sorrier for. Such is the case with Hair Club For Men member Jude Law and rebellious rock royalty Kimberly Stewart. The two were spotted "snogging" in a British dive bar, and fellow Guinness gulpers took advantage of the very touchy-feely moment to snap a few photos on their phone. But given Law's dating history, especially compared to Kim's laundry list of raggedy paramours, we have to wonder whether Jude simply thought the newly cropped quasi-star was Sienna through his beer goggles.

While his mop top was still intact, Law was linked to Miller, Natalie Portman and underwear model Susan Hoecke. But with no prospects recently, the British press see this dalliance with Stewart as his way of "slumming it." As for Kimberly, who's made a living dating other stars' leftovers like Calum Best and Cisco Adler, she hasn't done herself any favours by offering up her reputation to the feisty UK tabloids and their claws. On the plus side, Rod Stewart could finally have a prospective son-in-law; too bad they won't be able to trade hair tips.

[Photo credits: The Sun]

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